May 22, 2019, 10:33 PM
@Wretched Does it come in the awesome box, and when you take it out of the box it expaaaaaaaaaaaaaaands like a sponge?
RL things I love
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Delete the Hog Pit. It'll be fun.
I really don't understand He-Man -
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In non satanic news, my new Purple mattress is heeeeeeeeeeeeeeere.
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@Wretched But is it actually purple.
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@Wretched Does it come in the awesome box, and when you take it out of the box it expaaaaaaaaaaaaaaands like a sponge?
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@Testament The squishy goop is!
@Ghost It came rolled up, and yes it did expand... it also weighs like 200lbs
But it is comfy as FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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Coworker (older man): Do you know what this is?
He points to ' ¯_(ツ)_/¯' on one of the spreadsheets.I shrugged in answer.
Him: Oh. You don't know either?
...I explained it to him but I did sort of enjoy that one little sitcom-esque moment in my otherwise mindnumbingly dull day.
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A friend yesterday told me that he learned how to speak with cats.
To which I said "That's bullshit. People can't speak with cats. You've got to be kitten."
kitten.
Whattup. High five.
Delete the Hog Pit. It'll be fun.
I really don't understand He-Man -
@Ghost said in RL things I love:
A friend yesterday told me that he learned how to speak with cats.
To which I said "That's bullshit. People can't speak with cats. You've got to be kitten."
kitten.
Whattup. High five.
Saying the quiet parts out loud since 1996.
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@Auspice said in RL things I love:
@Ghost said in RL things I love:
A friend yesterday told me that he learned how to speak with cats.
To which I said "That's bullshit. People can't speak with cats. You've got to be kitten."
kitten.
Whattup. High five.
Uhhhhh I think you posted the wrong gif link. I fixed it up above.
Delete the Hog Pit. It'll be fun.
I really don't understand He-Man -
@Ghost said in RL things I love:
@Auspice said in RL things I love:
@Ghost said in RL things I love:
A friend yesterday told me that he learned how to speak with cats.
To which I said "That's bullshit. People can't speak with cats. You've got to be kitten."
kitten.
Whattup. High five.
Uhhhhh I think you posted the wrong gif link. I fixed it up above.
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After 12.5 years of marriage i have found that my wife keeps a file on me...
...but at least I now know where my birth certificate is!
(This is a good thing because I am about as organized as a tornado in a henhouse)
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Having a recruiter (and it not be like, 'We clearly contacted absolutely everyone in our database because this job is in New Jersey, is a 3mo contract paying $15/hr, and you're in Texas') contact me directly about a job is a decent pick-me-up for my morning.
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The modern tech that lets me watch my delivery driver drive to my house with food. Thats right bitch, make that right turn onto my street, i see you coming... nom.
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@Wretched Do UberEats folks in your area ride bicycles? Because that's the bane of my existence.
No, I don't want the fucking food to arrive 25 minutes extra and cold because you're saving on gas and car insurance.
- He who takes offense when not intended is a fool. He who takes offense when intended is a greater fool.
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@Arkandel Only bonus to where I live. NOBODY rides bicycles here. There's barely usable roads, no bike lanes, barely any sidewalks, and some of the worst drivers in the US. My food will always arrive warm.
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@Too-Old-For-This That's great because... there's no freakin' way to say no or opt out of it. Slow Armstrong is coming to your front door whether you like it or not!
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@Arkandel no, they drive, but i get enough hell because my apartment complex has multiple buildings and people cant follow instructions like 'enter the parking lot, first building, second floor.'
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@Wretched Man, I live in a mobile home community. The address is confusing because the MHC owners want everything to use the address of the COMMUNITY, even though there are named streets inside it, confusing literally everyone. I have saved in driving directions 'take X street on enter, follow to Y street, take left, # house on the left' and I still get calls of 'I can't find your house' or 'I'm at the main office, is this right?'.