RL things I love

[Roz]

@Thisnameistaken said:

@Arkandel said:

@VulgarKitten I like videos like that. What I dislike about videos like that is all those people standing around with their cellphones strapped on their foreheads.

Or the people who watch videos in public with the volume turned up and no headphones. I, too, enjoy a good video, but I do not want to listen to yours (general you).

God, this drives me nuts on the subway. But even worse, one day last week someone not only didn't have headphones, they had a literal mini-speaker stuck on the back of their phone. I was like WHAT. WHAT. ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW.

Although I guess that's not as bad as walking down the stairs to the subway station on my way home and getting an eyeful of some random guy's penis that he just had hanging out. You know. Because. (PUT YOUR PENIS AWAY.) I'm so used to not looking at people when I'm in the commuting zone that I almost missed it, so I hope my non-reaction made him feel super inadequate.

[Maira]

@Roz Was it Lenny Kravitz?

[Roz]

@Maira It was not. Does he have a habit of this? He should really stop if he does. Nobody wants random cock on their subway travels.

[HelloRaptor]

@Roz said:

@Maira It was not. Does he have a habit of this? He should really stop if he does. Nobody wants random cock on their subway travels.

I feel like you've got an entirely too optimistic view of humanity. I'm almost positive somebody does.

[Roz]

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2003/09/01/the-mojito-man

My coworker met this guy the other day. Mojitos! In Central Park! From a battery-powered blender!

[thebird]

One of my best friends since high school finally has a girlfriend he feels is ok to bring around the rest of us. He Moved in with her and everything, which is a super big deal for him. She is awesome and I really hope they stay together. I've been the only girl in our group of friends for 12 years....which is fine, but sometimes it's nice to have some more estrogen around, haha.

Just got called to do an interview for a job I applied for. It's a video interview, which I suck at more than rl interviews (sad), and is totally going to be terrible, but I'm excited anyway. Need out of this retail food industry bs!

I sent a portrait of Rhett and Link from the YouTube channel Good Mythical Morning, in the hopes that they like it enough to show to the world, and it should arrive there todayish. I'm just excited that I had the guts to, more or less, advertise myself, haha.

I seem to have dragged myself back out of a depressed rut again... Totally going to take advantage while it lasts! Life is slightly less awful than I usually perceive it to be, today! Yay!

[AmishRakeFight]

@Roz

This sounds like a very average day in NYC:

Someone's dick is out.
Something unspeakable has happened on the third car on the R train to Bay Ridge. That's why no one's in it at 5 p.m.

[Roz]

Today I took a Wayback Machine trip to the domain I shared with my friend and the personal site I had from about ages 14-17. It's amazing.

[Hella]

@HelloRaptor said:

@Roz said:

@Maira It was not. Does he have a habit of this? He should really stop if he does. Nobody wants random cock on their subway travels.

I feel like you've got an entirely too optimistic view of humanity. I'm almost positive somebody does.

I would be okay with it. Who doesn't want some humor on their commute? I get uncomfortable with people arguing in public though. It doesn't even have to be violent arguing, it could just be some bickering between friends or whatever. Makes me supremely uncomfortable. Random cock is fine, though.

[Arkandel]

@VulgarKitten said:

I would be okay with it. Who doesn't want some humor on their commute?

<raises a hand>

I want people on commute to be silent robots. At eight o'clock on the subway, don't talk. Whatever you do, don't you goddamn laugh. Or giggle, cut that shit out. Just stand/sit there and be taken to your place of daily torment in exchange for money already!

[Roz]

@Arkandel said:

@VulgarKitten said:

I would be okay with it. Who doesn't want some humor on their commute?

<raises a hand>

I want people on commute to be silent robots. At eight o'clock on the subway, don't talk. Whatever you do, don't you goddamn laugh. Or giggle, cut that shit out. Just stand/sit there and be taken to your place of daily torment in exchange for money already!

This this this. EVERYONE BE QUIET AND KEEP YOUR PANTS CLOSED.

@VulgarKitten said:

I get uncomfortable with people arguing in public though. It doesn't even have to be violent arguing, it could just be some bickering between friends or whatever. Makes me supremely uncomfortable.

WHAT violent fights breaking out on the subway are my favorite! I love not knowing if I'm about to be injured because I'm stuck in a confined space with them.

[Sunny]

Being able to fit into skinny jeans again without looking like the Michelin tires dude.

[Misadventure]

Keep up the good work!

[Hella]

@Roz @Arkandel Aww c'mon! Break those chains! Laugh, have fun. Beat the Man!

[Arkandel]

@VulgarKitten said:

Laugh, have fun.

At 8 o'clock on a Monday the world can burn for all I care. Why should there be joy when I can feel none?

[Hella]

@Arkandel Because joy exists everywhere, all the time! It is bigger than you!

[Coin]

@VulgarKitten said:

@Arkandel Because joy exists everywhere, all the time! It is bigger than you!

This is a dirty lie.

[Hella]

@Coin You're a dirty lie!

[Coin]

@VulgarKitten said:

@Coin You're a dirty lie!

Your face is a dirty lie.

[Roz]

@VulgarKitten said:

@Arkandel Because joy exists everywhere, all the time! It is bigger than you!

You haven't lived in New York, have you.