Apr 20, 2016, 7:02 PM

I should also note that Ecuador is now effectively as close to a totalitarian government as you can have without a full declaration. Journalists in Ecuador are warned on a daily basis about possible legal actions that may be taken against them. Newspapers are being forced to publish corrections, on the front page, with texts, headers and layouts sent directly from the Presidency’s Secretariat of Communication. The President has successfully sued a newspaper for slander, jailed its editor and imposed a multi-million dollar bail. Radio stations and newspapers are constantly being taken over by the government, and Our Dear Leader speaks to The People every Saturday through television, on a multi-hour televised block that takes up all channels.

Sometimes, as John Oliver showed, those blocks include the appearance of local clowns. Outside of the President, I mean.

The president who jailed a teenager for flipping him off.

As horrifying as this might make me seem, I regret that the son of a bitch was visiting Rome at the time the earthquake hit. This may make me seem calloused and inhuman in the face of such a tragedy, but that is not my intention. If there had to be a catastrophe, the least it could have done was take out the other catastrophe with it.