I fixed the plumbing issue in the apartment that made it so I had to cut off the cold water line (basically, the faucet knobs weren't cutting the water off, so I had to fix that because the water wouldn't stop running).
Cue the toilet tank's valve breaking and me having to cut the cold water again because it won't stop leaking like crazy.
FML.
P.S. Still no hot water. Mother fucker.