@thenomain said in Random links:
@shelbeast said in Random links:
@insomnia Fine. You can buy me a chocolate butthole, then.
If someone has had their butthole bleached, would you use white chocolate?
I'm asking for a friend.
White chocolate is a lie.
so, no.
@ganymede oh god I have got to stop ordering ubereats.
I had a Problem(TM) with DoorDash myself a couple years ago.
@insomnia said in Random links:
@shelbeast Does it have to be my butthole? I mean I love chocolate, but I'm not sure if I love it enough for this stage of our sham marriage to have chocolate poured into my butthole.
They don't pour the chocolate, just the mold. Win-win?
@insomnia said in Random links:
Don't tell @ShelBeast butt suddenly I'm not as big a fan of chocolate for some reason.
Not sure if this needs to be tagged Not Safe For Work, Not Safe For Sanity, or both.
On the other hand, some people like eating ass, seems a bit expensive though.
How can you not want that?!
@saosmash said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:
Why do people have to relearn winter driving every single year?
WHITE DEATH FROM THE SKY OH GOD WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
@darinelle said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:
@auspice said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:
But then I'd have had their shit in my apartment.
I really just wanted that stuff gone. And the free lunch.
...I'll do a lot for a free meal ok
Orrrr... craigslist what they won't take, and use the money to take yourself out for a meal. It's the same as them giving you money for the meal, but with 100% less abuse.
(Alternately, tell them that's the plan and watch how fast they get their asses over there)
That is def. a plan. I'll have to keep that in mind for future similar situations.
This is honestly why I haven't worked on my own game yet.
I know I'm shit at structuring files well. I fully admit it. My own reference documents for my personal projects (novels & screenplays) are a total mess.
I know if I assembled a wiki for players, it'd make people cry.
@rook said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:
I thought that the regular Way To Do Things was to throw their shit out the windows, onto the lawn. That's what TV has taught me. Apparently, people garner praise for such acts.
I live on the ground floor. It's much less impressive. 
@rook said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:
@auspice said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:
"We're running late."
"Well, that's fine, so long as you can still give me a ride to work."
"We can't, we have to meet people in Plano.""Fine, get out, and don't come back."
You missed a perfect opportunity, Auspice. SRSLY. They wouldn't even blink, would instantly know WHY, all delivered with a very concise and apropos statement void of feeling or angst. Which, I hear, is the best way to have those quaint conversations with humans.
But then I'd have had their shit in my apartment.
I really just wanted that stuff gone. And the free lunch.
...I'll do a lot for a free meal ok
@lisse24 said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:
@auspice said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:
"We're running late."
"Well, that's fine, so long as you can still give me a ride to work."
"We can't, we have to meet people in Plano."OH I DON'T KNOW MAYBE TELL THEM YOU'LL BE LATE TO SEE THEM BECAUSE YOU'RE SEEING YOUR DAUGHTER FOR THE LAST TIME FOR FUCK KNOWS HOW LONG? Yeah. This cements it. I'm only allowing this because I want the last of their shit out of my apartment, but I am fucking done. They're prioritizing my father's fucking coworkers over me.
(And same as last week, waited until the last minute to tell me so I couldn't find a better workaround.)
And I was coming here to complain about the coworker who calls me 'kiddo.'
Sorry your parents suck :/.
Complain away. My bs doesn't diminish your bs at all.
And now they're gone and on the road and I can bitch and stress and go through a week of having all the shit from the past be dredged up to swill around my mind before I drink it back into oblivion again.
(I really need to find a therapist that takes my insurance so I can process the abuse in a healthy way probably.)
"We're running late."
"Well, that's fine, so long as you can still give me a ride to work."
"We can't, we have to meet people in Plano."
OH I DON'T KNOW MAYBE TELL THEM YOU'LL BE LATE TO SEE THEM BECAUSE YOU'RE SEEING YOUR DAUGHTER FOR THE LAST TIME FOR FUCK KNOWS HOW LONG? Yeah. This cements it. I'm only allowing this because I want the last of their shit out of my apartment, but I am fucking done. They're prioritizing my father's fucking coworkers over me.
(And same as last week, waited until the last minute to tell me so I couldn't find a better workaround.)
@karmageddon said in Good TV:
ETA: I have no idea how to make the SPOILERS bit not look awful. HALP!
Sadly, I think that's a nodebb issue. And it's the only Spoiler plugin there is. I'm sorry!
I really, really, really hate when my anemia flares up.
Yes, I take a supplement.
Yes, I try to structure my diet to supplement further.
But man I'm having really bad dehydration days lately. I'm thirsty more than hungry the past couple days. I'm already on fill #3 of my 32oz water bottle today. And I just feel like utter shit.
Reeeeeeally hope this doesn't ruin movie experience tonight.
@kanye-qwest said in Critters!:
@auspice You have pretty cats!
Thank you. Ike (the black one) is the prettiest, as I tell her on a regular basis. >.> (I admit I am totally biased tho.)
@loakey said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:
Ringback tones. I fucking HATE ringback tones. As someone who has to listen to your shitty ass song, then your recorded voicemail message, then the automated generic one, to leave you a reminder to come to your damn appointment, I ask you - Please, just stop.
Those still exist? I didn't even realize they were still a thing. I remember when Verizon introduced them. Jesus.
@arkandel said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:
This thread is going horribly wrong.
Because it's gone into lawbot speak?
@insomnia said in Random links:
@auspice Thanks! Like I needed any more help falling down that hole!
THAT IS FUCKING BRILLIANT!
I just watched a video of the top ten numbers.
Welp.
Bedtime for me.
