@ThatGuyThere said:
For example I had the same issues with Star Crusade as Cirno did some times. I played a Questing Knight out to do stuff and found mostly social scenes.
There were more people at the strip club than at the war front, yeah.
And, yes, the Grand War Simulator that was like the movie Kingdom of Heaven, as Paulus and Co. claimed? Its Holy Space Christian Crusader City had a strip bar.
Because Raymond and the other Crusaders in real life spent time watching strippers instead of fighting the Crusades, of course.
I ain't even mad. I just wish Paulus had truthfully told us that it was gonna be Sexy Lords and Ladies in space.
Then I would have rolled a ditzy blonde Stripper-Knight-Noblewoman and created a truly garbage character - you know, like the other garbage characters there.
Instead of:
"I hope we can destroy the Kurgan menace once and for all! By my Sword I swear this! We shall not rest until we defeat the enemy!"
...My character would have been more like,
"Ehehehe, I'm Lady Sedaina, and I'm, like, really smart! Oops, I dropped my sword! Now I must bend over seductively to pick it up! I'm a real knight! Tee hee!"
Her favorite activities would have been dancing at Space Christian nightclubs, making sure her makeup is fantastic, and tanning herself at the beach.