@Ghost said:
@Cirno I'm laughing. You can't hear it but I'm laughing. LOL be er means the person is actually laughing out loud, but I got a good laugh out of this.
Thanks for the good addition to the morning, Cirno.
I made two people on WORA laugh today.
Today was a good day.
Also, my personal signature OC is fabulous, and you are all just jellomad that she isn't your waifu. [Nod]
She has a big bottom. 
@Glitch said:
@Ghost, Clicking on a @Cirno image link will likely result in things you cannot unsee, but it is safely tucked into a link. Just don't give in to the temptation, particularly in situations where you don't want to look at really bad furry art.
How dare you conflate furries and bronies, and....ahhhh hahahahaha!
You almost got me! Hee hee hee!
@Ghost said:
@Cirno Holy shit, Cirno, it's a good thing I didn't open that WHILE IN LINE AT MY COFFEE HOUSE WITH A BUNCH OF CUTE GIRLS BEHIND ME!
F.M.L.
Then again,maybe one of them would like to take you to Bronycon and tell you all about her OC. You could be onto something!
@Ghost said:
@HorrorHound Changeling is World of Darkness, not Muppets of Darkness
EDIT: I'm still kinda twitching from VASpiders beau's character: Reggie. The adorable WW2 era prop-plane fighter pilot who was an OTTER WEARING A LEATHER PILOT'S CAP. He had a magical bug biplane in the Hedge that carried everyone around like a magical school bus with wings. There was nothing of Darkness about that character. He only RPed in scenes with Spider anyway, or scenes where they were going to go his way, and it was a lot of "cheerio good chap. Let's give the Axis a good rogering, oy!" stuff.
He reminds me of the Hares from Brian Jacques's "Redwall", or my personal signature female Zebra OC, who has a British Broadcasting Company announcer's Received Pronunciation accent.
This is a picture of her. The guy behind her is her BF.
@Miss-Demeanor said:
@tragedyjones I made my children sit down and watch a video of someone trying to connect, and stay connected, to the Internet through dial-up. Then I told them that if their chores didn't get completed in a timely fashion, I would put them on dial-up and change the cable/wifi password.
And that's how you raise genius super-hackers. Because they're going to become insanely proficient at password-cracking.
@Arkandel said:
Look, I don't play multiplayer FPS. The reason is that I suck at them; my twitch reflexes are just slow enough for assorted teenagers across the globe to effortlessly shoot me in the head. There's nothing wrong with the games themselves, I'm just not that good at them.
You should play with me sometime. I used to game semi-professionally, when the Cyberathlete Amateur League was still a thing; my mains were Counter-Strike and BF1942.
I used to be in a clan, then I progressed to becoming clan leader, until my parents convinced me that videogame tournaments would never actually become a thing.
Now that Major League Gaming and Twitch Championships are a thing, I feel really dumb for listening to them. Just a fad, they said. It'll never last, they said. Had I followed through and gone pro, you could have been hearing about Cirno, instead of Jonathan Fatal1ty Moron.
However, on the other hand, I'm 25 years old and I destroy the anuses of teenagers and small children in Battlefield 4, Call of Duty, and so on, from experience borne of playing Counter-Strike for five hours a day everyday when I was 13.
Unless I'm facing up against a clan of 4 or 6 people all working in team tactics with each other, I'm just leaving a ruthless trail of kids and teenagers with gaping anuses in my wake.
And don't let's talk about what happens when I'm high on stimulant-like drugs or amphetamines and I decide to play some FPSs. I turn into a robot - an Unmanned Weapons System that exists only to destroy mankind.
My kill/death ratio is usually good, with a 2:1 or 3:1, and when I really get cracking, I stand on 4 kills to 1 death, or 4:1. Occasionally I'll get through a match without dying once, but these are, as you said, kids and teenagers, not pro leet MLG dudes.
Anyway, it's not really about reflexes. It's about tactics. I can teach you my moves so that you can also destroy people's anuses.
EDIT:
I'll give you a few tips:
EDIT2:
You know how people always say, "Videogames don't make you a better shot in reality!"
Well, when I turned 21 and started buying real-life firearms, I found that I was quite proficient at shooting them in the range. I was also familiar with the basic methods of gun handling.
I'm not trying to imply that I am Citizen-Soldier Extraordinaire, Solid Snake, or anything. Just some food for thought.
@Pondscum said:
@cirno Shame on you, you made me spit my coffee out with your character analysis. I know, I know, don't feed the trolls, but I did find it funny.
I'm glad! That you laughed, that is, not the coffee. I was, after all, trying to be funny, but, apparently, I botched the delivery a little.
Generally, what people seem to think is hurtful trolling on my part is really only a jocular jest. I fancy myself MSB's Court Jester, in that I provide amusement and nuggets of wisdom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3rAxrxVVLw
We gonna spend all the night, night long, like the American people.
@tragedyjones said:
Everyone should have to sit through this before they want to make a tweet or a post on facebook.
Oh God, you've given me PTSD flashbacks.
@icanbeyourmuse said:
@Cirno 'descriptions' doesn't always equal oodles of RP. And an FYI I play what appeals to /me/. I have a policy, from my World of Warcraft days, of how I CG. If I gotta look at it's ass it's gonna be good looking.
And to note, the descriptions are3 done to fit with /theme/ as in the books and the game it seems the people of the world are all very good looking. Even the 'average Joes.'
I don't TS all the things, regardless of how I word my descs so for getting loads of attention I utterly fail. No matter how 'sexy' my descs or Played Bys are my lack of interest in opening my legs for anyone who asks is not as inviting.
Danette is a bitch.
Corinne is a flakey ass little thing who holds grudges.
Neither appeal to people outside their looks.
You know what's really funny? 'LeBlanc' means "The White" in French, and Ms. LeBlanc is a white woman. Bahaha.
@Sunny said:
I've had both genders, and have had no trouble on either. I haven't really noticed any sort of lack on any of my female characters, that's for sure.
But are your female characters curvaceous and scantily clad? Might you be kind enough to grace us with a picture or a +desc?
@icanbeyourmuse said:
Just to weigh in.. I've not really noticed either way on whether females or males get more attention. Mind, I also tend to avoid scenes with more than a handful of people.
Ya'll can prod at me to RP when I'm connected. Corinne, Danette, or Zacharie are me.
So check this out: I'mma do a flash review of your characters. I couldn't find Zacharie, but I found the first two on the Wiki.
https://www.kushielsdebut.org/index.php/Corinne_LeBlanc
Alright, so we got a, uh, we got a White Aryan Blonde Master Race woman here, she's pretty attractive, both by the played-by pictures and by the description. +5 pts
Quote from her desc: "Her shapely body is more pronounced due to her being quite slender." Hot-cha-cha-cha! [waves cigar] +4 pts
FINAL SCORE: 9.0 pts - nearly perfect!
https://www.kushielsdebut.org/index.php/Danette_de_Morhban
Okay, we got a Caucasoid Brunette with breasts here, that's pretty good, and she's got a pretty good attitude. +4 pts
Quote from desc: "Her chest is slightly to large for her frame..." Yow! +3 pts
Quote from desc: "and her backside and hips are as well. This gives her a rather perfect hourglass figure" Whatcha gonna do with all that junk in that trunk? You gonna get people sprung, that's what. +3 pts
FINAL SCORE: 10.0 pts - Perfect!
@Arkandel said:
I suspect @Cirno will get a kick out of this and/or never let me live it down.
So we were in an informal tech meeting at work talking shop and the topic was which operating systems developers were using. Someone pointed out Windows was in the minority since most of our workstations are running Linux along with two Macs.
Since having to support different operating systems, warn about critical vulnerability patches being out etc is a pain in the ass I responded by saying out loud, "it's so annoying how annoying having even a minority using Windows is! In fact it's annoying we have any minorities in the office at all."
Then we all stop talking for a couple of seconds before everyone (well, everyone else, those assholes) starts yelling "HR!".
Yeah.
To your credit, I can overlook the unfortunate vocabulary in light of how ass backwards the Win users are being.
And I just introduced Macroeconomics.
We're going places.