Posts made by Crawfish

@Herja YES WOMAN IT WAS. But now everyone is going to pore over your poses like they're Taylor Swift songs, looking for obscure references. YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF.

I don't RP anymore but I had a discussion last night with a wonderful friend about RPing with people who pick up what you give them, be it word clues or emitted body language, subtle turn of phrase, even puns and references. It's beautiful when it happens and almost always leads to a memorable connection.

Yay!

Like, bad. I'll bring @Herja with me.

@saosmash golden haired weasel.

@Tinuviel I need this answered.

@reversed I need samples and two references you won't get weird on me. And then you choose the vehicle: email or sandboxing in an MU of your choice.

Everyone else: STILL TAKING RESUMES.

I'M PRETTY SERIOUS DAMMIT.

I just want someone to write deep erotica with.

Should I post an ad? With samples? 'Accepting resumes'?

Crivens!

@Sparks @Apos @Herja

Satisfying endings and wonderful farewells. Thank you, guys.

AND THANK YOU ARX, FOR ALL THE STORIES.

ETA: And @Tehom For making it all sooooo pretty and expanding the buffers to fit in all the crazy ASCII art.

@Sparks You hit the sweet spot. Good god damn, woman.

When @Herja emotionally wrecks you with her exquisite storytelling and you can't stop thanking her and then you pause to wonder if maybe your therapist needs to know about this but decide that it's not unhealthy because it's a little like your favorite TV-show with all your favorite characters in your favorite storyline having a meaningful character-development arc but a hundred times better because it's a story you helped make and aaaghhhh-

-and yeah that's a GoT gif, bitches because IT HURTS MORE.

When your character transitions from a leadership position to a support position (voluntarily, mind you), the reception and changes are not only peaceful but -beautiful-, and you know and truly trust all the things you were still working on as said leader will be seen through to the end.

That's one.

THEN. Then, when you get a little sadface because the beautiful sheet/recognition paragraph for your old title is no longer on your sheet, staff gives you the option for a modified one and they don't think you're stupid or childish for flailing in a corner asking for this really selfish (well I think it's selfish because I mean I just loved it so fucking much), and they very graciously give it to you.

@Apos @Sparks Thank you for not laughing at me and thank you for being awesome. If you don't hear/read it ten times a day well I don't know why. Seriously, thank you. It was such a small thing, I'm sure, but it meant the world to me.

@Goblin When you don't have a skill but you roll anyway and pull off a massive crit and you act accordingly (GOTTA MAKE IT MEMORABLE) and your buddies play along because they're the fuckin' best. THE BEST. Poor, poor Evaristo.

@Sockmonkey I FUCKING LOVE MAJA

@Ghost The only partners I've had that didn't cry about the heat have been women, so there's my correlation with testicle-temp being key. My rage is mostly facetious.

Also we use all the god damn body wash because it makes us smell like our partners all day and that's nice. Or at least, that's the way it is for me.

What is it with men and cold showers? It's like if it's warmer than testicle temperature it's scalding.

HEAT IS GOOD. MILDLY SCALDING IS BETTER. Stop crying when you climb in next to my wet naked body and your skin burns away, IT'S FINE.

@saosmash I want a full report!

Writing descriptions for my jewellery is the worst. I mean it's there and it's pretty, buy it if you like it why do I gotta write a story for it too???