Best posts made by Insomnia

Darwin Project has a free open Beta weekend on steam. I will be streaming this at some point, but if you watch on my Mixer link you can vote for the outcome of what I do to people as show director.

I'll edit this post if I am live or not.

Losing the butt pose makes about as much sense as putting more clothes on Kali in Smite.

So. I'm a streamer, and I stream. I'm also single. I used to watch a bunch of horror movies, but now I'm streaming horror games.

Right now (well, in about 5 mins when I finsh supper) I will be continuing Eternal Darkness for the Gamecube.

Don't worry, you won't miss much, I'm also a little drunk.

Anyway, I'm posting this here because there are a lot of people who like Lovecraft. And if you do you really have to see this game (either my drunken stream or go look it up on Youtube).

Anyway, if you are interested: [Click here]!(www.twitch.tv/moiren)

or just go there. Links are hard when you are drunk.

Well, it'll be more active once I'm off these stupid antibiotics that make me tired just making the bed, and I'm allowed to be out of the bed. Thanks for the shoutout though!

https://www.youtube.com/user/MoirenTV (Just a neater but same Youtube link)
https://www.twitch.tv/moiren is my Twitch link and
https://twitter.com/Sniklefras is my twitter link and I sometimes do little polls or announce ninjastreams there.

I got my Elgato right before I got sick and I am planning on doing all of the Final Fantasy games, in order, except for the online ones. Resident Evil too. I'm also working on a Resident Evil lore because of the RE7 hype and confusing storylines. If it goes well I'll probably be doing more of them.

@Coin I wouldn't worry too much about playing badly. I'm bad at games. I mean, that's the title of my stream. The only troll comments I get are about low FPS, and some of my higher viewed videos are ones where I have died over, and over, and over again. Maybe because I edited in a death count though.

If you Reddit, a couple of good sub-reddits for streamers / let's players (watching and linking)

https://www.reddit.com/r/LetsPlayVideos/
https://www.reddit.com/r/vgstreams

The channels aren't huge, but I find more interesting stuff there than what Youtube suggests.

Also! Once you hit 50 subs on Youtube, poke me, and I can hit you up for free games. (Anyone who watches my channel might have noticed the odd one shot game I would normally never play. That's because I'm signed up on a site that gives free keys. It tracks all of the content you put up, so if you tag a game that has given a key, it tracks you. For example I I got Fallout 4 on my own, but since there were keys, it's tracked in my rankings. (It tracks Youtube, Twitch, and Twitter) and so I get offered a lot of Indie games because I'm in the top third (which is weird, considering my channel is so small). Sometimes you even get the devs popping on your youtube / twitch to talk. I actually chat with an Indie Dev and am going to do some voice work in an upcoming game because of it.

Anyway, you don't actually have to record them, they keys are yours to do with what you want. Of course the more you do, the more you are likely to get more keys.

Frost Warnings. In July. In the northern hemisphere.

@HorrorHound Yes. Last week it was summer and now it's fall. Maritime summer came early this year, I guess.

NSFW?

How I mine for fish?

Antibiotics. Or my leg, I guess. Take your pick. I'm off work again with my leg because of some circulation thing which may or may not come back, but if it does the specialist has said it'll take a long ass time on these antibiotics that make me tired making the bed and meanwhile this time has been going on since april 22nd and I need to come in and re-evaluate on August 2nd. Meanwhile I've got this Princess and the pea thing going on with my leg and sleep with 12 pillows under my legs (but usually more because every 20 mins or so I fall asleep while sitting up because of the meds.)

And every time I go in the doctor asks how my attitude can be so great after all this, and I just say "Because it could be worse." And I'm sure that being positive about it is helping it not be worse. But damn I'm getting tired of this. So much so I want to go back to work and be compared to Hitler. I miss this! People don't realize how tiring just being in bed all the time is. Theno and I recorded last week for an hour, and I slept for 14 hours straight. Right through my alarm to take my pill.

And I pretty much don't even know what day it is anymore, my life is just a series of alarms separated by 6 hour intervals and I live in a basement.

And the mother of the rescue dogs that we saved and brought to their forever home? Every time I go upstairs I expect to find her not breathing. She's old, doesn't seem to be in pain, but is going blind and all she does is sit there and just stare, like some old fold abandoned at a home. And I keep trying to bring it up with my dad but he's a big softie and he keeps hoping she'll get better.

And tomorrow I have to go in and prove that I am a real, live Canadian and that I was born here and have always been a Canadian because apparently my SIN has been deemed inactive because of all of the time I spent out of the country.

And all the money I saved from the job where people call me Hitler because I can't remove the Amber Alert from their tv screens is gone towards antibiotics. And because of antibiotics I missed the GoG and Steam Summer sales.

And now they've found some resistant to the last resort antibiotics we have. So yeah. Fuck antibiotics and the gravol I have to take with each pill that makes me loopy.

TL;DR: Invest in Gravol while you can. I'm buying it in bulk!

Pokemon Go player finds Koffing inside holocaust museum.

I guess I'll stick this here?

Samuel L Jackson explains Game of Thrones. It's a little spoilery, and it's on itunes now, so that's why they did it I guess. Either way, I laughed.

Just a few places that Pokemon have shown up at, so far.

Pokemon Go player stabbed, keeps playing (But all of the reports are interesting, tbh.)

News Reporter Walks in Front of Meteorologist’s Live Weather Report While Playing Pokémon Go

I used to think trying to explain to people about going to highschool without a phone made me old before.
(Also, take that, teacher who said I wouldn't have a calculator in my pocket!)

Legion is fun. Demon hunter is fun.

Word of advise though, I would suggest taking the swoop button off of your main bar, at least until you leave the starting area because you can swoop yourself right off the cliffs. And as we all know from Alistair in Dragon Age, Swooping is bad.

I'm Moiren#1319

And also wow, Jaina is even more of a judgemental bitch, and I didn't think that was possible.

@HorrorHound I'm scheduled for a blood flow test, which just sounds like some sort of nefarious vampire scheme. She said it could take months because there is a super long waiting list. (Which is typical in Canada. Yeah, we don't have to pay every time we see a doctor, but the trade off is that we have super long wait times. Took them from September to July of grade 9 to figure out it was my appendix, because even when I went into the emergency room and they would poke me and ask if it hurt my answer was "Not now, but it would have 3 hours ago when I came in.")

Anyway, I give blood and I bleed well. I can sit at the table and have a bag full and leave before someone who sat down after me. So I don't know what the test is going to show.

But I'm doing what "I'm supposed to and it really could be worse. Plus I get ice cream for being an adult about things, so it works out.

I'm just waiting for the inevitable Selfie+Pokemon catching death.

I'm all for letting people just have fun, but if people ARE trespassing on this guys property... (mostly posted for the Chretein comment though, tbh.

Why you should think twice before sending a dick pic. (Fairly safe for work, except they say dick a lot.)

@silentsophia Clearly you've never seen Shaolin vs Dolomite.

I get wanting to be private, but then you get people who don't want to tell you their birthdate, or their address... when they are calling in for customer service. Because asking a birthdate is rude when you are asking a woman. That was for cellphones. The address? That was for cable.

Just... people.