Best posts made by Insomnia

@Auspice But it's comfy here!

@Surreality We have a Paradise here too! We also have a Hell's Gate too though.

My town is so small it was originally called Mud Creek. Our town mascot is a walking mud puddle with arms and a smiley face.

Yup, I pretty much stopped talking in groups when I was raid-leading in WoW and while explaining a fight a new recruit pipes up. "Wow whoever is talking, your voice is HOT!"

WoW has come a long way since that dwarf in the Deeprun Tram.

If Niantic Were 100% Honest With Us...

The genders on the alien creatures though.

From now on, if anyone ever asks what gender I am, I'm going to answer Indisputable. Or maybe exotic.

And the patch is in!

1900's postcards depict life in 2000.

You can dig so far into the ground going after gold that you can't get out. >.>

A place for links of stuff we want, that isn't a RL thing we love, or a random link.

Bill & Ted's Most Excellent Collection

Middle Earth Limited Edition Collector's Edition

Evil Dead 2: The Official Board Game

Comic panels taken out of context.

Dear student who just moved to town for university. It appears you have come from a town that doesn't have crosswalks, so you don't know how to use them, so let me clue you in; You have the right of way in them, not 10 feet away from them when you are wearing black in the rain and walk right past it anyway.

If anything, I think you are worth triple points.

I live in a basement, and yet there are cars and motorcycles that I can hear as they go past. Usually I can only hear the plow go by and that's more vibrations than anything. Either way if I can hear your car your muffler is probably too loud. Either you need it checked, or likely need to stop being cool, because you rev it so much and meant for that to happen.

Stranger Things Kids sing Uptown Funk before the Emmys. She's got a good set of pipes on her.

Well I have a legit key and I'm cheap, so that's one thing. I paid for it and it still works so I use it. (And if anyone needs a key I'm more than happy to share, no extra viruses!) I like the spell checker as it happens in real time with the red squiggles since I tend to type fast, but I also type Canadian. Growing up I learned how to spell things both ways because US TV was all we had beside CBC and we didn't even get a Canadian Sesame Street until I was much older. So I sometimes say zee instead of zed, and the u's I put into words are jarring to me when I rp with someone who doesn't put the u's in. And I think logs just look nicer if everyone is spelling things the same way. So having it autocorrect as I types helps me. Also, I like the spawn windows and how they are used, especially when I'm staff and on eleventy billion different channels. I can make each channel have it's own tab, and I don't loose anything.

So for me that's it. I paid for it and it still works, and I like how it works. And change is bad. I RP so little now I don't want to have to learn something new, I want to RP.

Anyway, does anyone have a solution for @surreality??

I'm not @surreality but I guess if we go way back in time, I could throw a Cabana Boy at her. (If I feel old, then I'm taking some of you with me!)

Yeah. I'm just glad that it hasn't been touched since then. Memorials where people post to the person or AS the person? Can't handle that,

@surreality Right? I have a feeling those are going to be worse than Aimbos for price gouging online though.

To whomever suggested Scream Queens to me, thank you.

The Playboy should you catcall a woman flowchart is making the rounds again.

Germany spent $136,000 on a sex-education website specifically targeted to foreigners.

I'm doing Extra Life again this year. Year 6!