@Rucket said in Why We Don't Make New Friends Anymore (Or Creepers Do Creepy Things):
um. i don't know you person, i'm not ready to be killed by a serial killer or something.
This is my reaction to people that meet people from MUing...
@Rucket said in Why We Don't Make New Friends Anymore (Or Creepers Do Creepy Things):
um. i don't know you person, i'm not ready to be killed by a serial killer or something.
This is my reaction to people that meet people from MUing...
@Ganymede said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:
@Tinuviel said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:
Leave me the fuck alone.
I will.
Once you stop adding cola to bourbon.
So beastly.
I wasn't joking. It's an actual request for you to stop.
@Ganymede said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:
@Tinuviel said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:
You don't get to tell me how to fuck if I'm not fucking you.
Sure I can.
Don't fuck: (1) animals; (2) children; or (3) tailpipes.
Okay, I'll rephrase.
Leave me the fuck alone.
@Ganymede
Drinking is like fucking: You don't get to tell me how to fuck if I'm not fucking you.
I drink what I want to drink how I want to drink it. That is the only correct way to make a drink.
@Auspice YOU TILT THE GLASS AND POUR DOWN THE SIDE. That way you get a full fucking glass.
@Cobaltasaurus She's very right, though. I mean I should totally be indifferent about being treated as an accessory, and people having hands shoved in places or body parts exposed to them against their will should be totally indifferent to that happening. It's only creepy if you care about it, or have a sense of human decency, or things like that. But no, totally, if you're indifferent about it then it won't be a problem.
@Scissors An EB Games that isn't running a ludicrous sale? I think they're required to, by law, out here.
I don't really have solid examples, as this sort of thing happened more frequently when I was much younger (late teens through to mid-twenties). For background, in my real person life I'm a rather flamboyant and very obviously gay guy. And with such a flouncy, bouncy attitude comes the expectation of a certain type of girl/woman.
As you can imagine my self-confidence was eroded somewhat during my youth by a near-constant stream of young women attempting to 'claim' me as their personal "gay best friend" while treating me essentially as some combination of a porcelain doll and YSL designer handbag.
@Thenomain said in Punishments in MU*:
@Tinuviel said in Punishments in MU*:
@Thenomain said in Punishments in MU*:
Who doesn't want to be on Mars?
Look, just because the air I'm breathing right now is 70% smoke doesn't mean I want no air at all.
There's air, it's just very thin and almost completely toxic.
(ob. Soapbox joke here)
That's not air, that's an atmosphere. There's a difference.
My least favourite poem is any poem written by people between thirteen and eighteen that think their crush is the love of their life and they'd die without them. I love poetry. I fucking hate teaching poetry.
ETA: My favourite poem is XVII (I do not love you...) by Pablo Neruda.
@Thenomain said in Punishments in MU*:
Who doesn't want to be on Mars?
Look, just because the air I'm breathing right now is 70% smoke doesn't mean I want no air at all.
@faraday said in Punishments in MU*:
@Arkandel said in Punishments in MU*:
Today in Punishments in MU*: Faraday gets turned down.
It’s worse than being banned. :sniff:
At least when you're banned you actually wanted to be there...
@Ganymede said in Punishments in MU*:
@Lotherio said in Punishments in MU*:
@Thenomain said in Punishments in MU*:
(For the audience: Faraday and I don't get each other about 95% of the time.)
Lies, that estimate is far too low.
Faraday is from Venus; Thenomain is from Columbus.
According to this map, they usually argue in Arkansas.
@Ghost said in Punishments in MU*:
@Ganymede You have properly identified me as the cat.
Oh, then I'm the bed.
@L-B-Heuschkel said in The ethics of IC romance, TS, etc:
@Tinuviel Considering she went on to scam people into paying for her groceries (homeless and destitute!) and her new laptop (the old one BURNED!), I'm inclined to say she was just pretty damn smart.
She didn't happen to get them to buy her any kind of furniture for medical reasons, did she? Just asking... for a friend.
@Ganymede said in Punishments in MU*:
@Tinuviel said in Punishments in MU*:
Oh, so they're fighting in the Hog Pit?
No.
That would be this:
Which one am I in this image?
@Coin said in Punishments in MU*:
@Ganymede said in Punishments in MU*:
@Coin said in Punishments in MU*:
You wish people would pay money to see you two slapfight.
Exactly.
Oh, so they're fighting in the Hog Pit?
@L-B-Heuschkel said in The ethics of IC romance, TS, etc:
In the span of a few years she was raped, pregnant, miscarried, pregnant again, miscarried again, abducted, found a dead body, seduced in a romance story worthy of Hollywood, dumped in a ditto, made homeless, opened a shelter for street dogs while homeless, attempted killed by her sister ... the list went on.
Maybe she was a character from a soap opera (or a MU) that came to life?
@Arkandel said in Punishments in MU*:
@Tinuviel said in Punishments in MU*:
No, your punishment is that you're still here all these years later, talking about the same things with the same people and getting the same answers.
I wish I at least played so I had some kind of excuse for it, too.
@Ghost, someone's taking your line.