So… please bear with me, but more production bitching.
Mr. Genius Stage Director has known from day one that, due to the configuration of the two theaters we’re singing in (there’s no pit, apparently), the orchestra has to be on stage. And stage left. And yet this goddamned m*@$&@#*er still staged the damned thing without taking that into consideration. The result is that 80% of the cast can’t, at one point or another, establish direct eye contact with the conductor.
Last night was the first (and only) rehearsal in the space with the orchestra before opening night (because this company can’t get its shit together.) During the mask trio- which we had been performing perfectly in rehearsals so far- things fell apart in a completely spectacular fashion.
I want you to picture this: for the trio, we’re laid out in a triangle and staring straight ahead, and the orchestra and conductor is to our left. I am at the leftmost point of the triangle and therefore the only member of the trio who can actually see maestro. Meanwhile my poor Donna Anna is on the opposite end of the triangle. She is also, at this point, getting eyefucked by a lighting tree that is blasting her face with intense light to the point that she can’t see a goddamned thing- much less the conductor. Donna Elvira, on the other hand, can’t see the conductor because of where I’m standing, which we didn’t know until today and she had no way of communicating this to me because we’re, essentially, too far away from each other.
Now, when the orchestra is in the front, before the singers, most of the singers get the same (more or less) delay… in this configuration, I’m the one getting the immediate feedback, whereas Donna Anna is the last one to hear. As a result of not being able to see shit, my poor Donna Anna was two measures behind as the trio got on. Donna Elvira was a measure ahead because she’s behind the orchestra and, again, can’t even see the conductor.
Any trio, but particularly a Mozart trio, is a clockwork affair. Few things can fall apart as spectacularly as a Mozart trio- with Verismo you can sort of get back on the horse, there’s a lot more fluidity and leeway allowed before the audience realizes that, oh shit, it’s falling apart! Mozart? Not so much.
That was just one of the issues….aaaaand this was the only rehearsal with the orchestra in the space before opening night on Friday. And bonus points: on Saturday, we’re singing at a completely different theater that we won’t get to rehearse in.
This will totally be the last production I do with this company. What a hot mess.
It’s a drag, because the singers they rounded up for this are pretty damned impressive.