Request: Halp!
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I have come to beg and plead for some help with code. I'm a beginner but I am trying to learn. What I really, really need is someone to come on and look at my code and help me figure out what I'm doing wrong (some of it works, some does not), answer some questions I have, and maybe help me with some of the more complicated code (looking at you, CG). I'm not asking for someone to come in and just do all of the work, but if someone has time to look through what I have and give me some tips/answer some questions, I would be eternally grateful.
Plus it's going to be a pretty cool place.
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I am Thenomain on Skype. I will chat code pretty much any time my brain is not melting.
“If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.”
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Theno helps me with my always present problems! Although, I try not to hassle to much.
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A_kazlauskas on the Skypes.
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But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
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@Silver said:
@GentlemanJack said:
A_kazlauskas on the Skypes.
^ Highly recommended. Best coder I know of.
Agreed. Probably biased though. (Disclaimer: I staff where Jack codes.)
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@Silver said:
@GentlemanJack said:
A_kazlauskas on the Skypes.
^ Highly recommended. Best coder I know of.
Seconded. Fast and good.
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Man, I've got to find this Jack person and
beat him into a pulp to defend my honorcompare notes.“If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.”
― Carl Sagan, Cosmos -
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Two coders enter, one coder leaves?
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Aw shucks, y'all are making me blush
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@Thenomain said:
I am Thenomain on Skype. I will chat code pretty much any time my brain is not melting.
He will pretty much chat code even when you don't want! Or are unsuspecting of the code!
(runs away)
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@Cobaltasaurus said:
@Thenomain said:
I am Thenomain on Skype. I will chat code pretty much any time my brain is not melting.
He will pretty much chat code even when you don't want! Or are unsuspecting of the code!
(runs away)
I give creedence to this claim.
Sometimes I'll be chillin', doin' something innocuous, and I get a Skype ping and I'm like, "Oh, it is the @Thenomain, messaging me about something that is undoubtedly import--"
[code]
"... Theno. Is this important?"
"Yes."
"I was right!"
And they lived happily ever after, amen.
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@Cobaltasaurus said:
He will pretty much chat code even when you don't want! Or are unsuspecting of the code!
Can confirm. Even if you know that he knows that you understand absolutely nothing that he's saying to you because it is esoteric MU* coder stuff, he will still cheerfully regale you. Sometimes I feel like the Skype version of telling your clueless golden retriever about your day at work.
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It is extremely important that you know what I'm doing, because if I don't tell you I get barked at and begged for treats.
If I do tell you, you get confused and run off for the ball.
I mean, either way is good. Who's a good girl? Who's a good girl? You are!
(That never gets old.)
“If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.”
― Carl Sagan, Cosmos -
I am not a dog, sir. And I don't mind the code chat. I just like yanking your tail.
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@Cobaltasaurus said:
I am not a dog, sir. And I don't mind the code chat. I just like yanking your tail.
I'm guessing he was directing that bit at @Eerie.
"Excuse the hell out of you. He's a bag of dicks. I'm a carefully curated box of cocks." -- to @GirlCalledBlu upon being misrepresented.
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@Coin I imagine he was addressing it at all of us. But I'm sure @Thenomain can clear it up.
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Why clear it up when you guys are so awesome?
