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    • The Tree of Woe
      The Tree of Woe @Saulot last edited by

      @Huzuruth Try Mansions of Madness. It's Arkham Horror meets Heroquest, and I dig it enough I plan to get all the expansions. There's no random choice of antagonist player.

      “Real magic can never be made by offering someone else's liver. You must tear out your own, and not expect to get it back.”
      ― Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn

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      • Luna
        Luna last edited by

        Pregnant women who can't talk or post about anything else. Ever. I don't need 10 status updates daily about your pregnant ass or your pregnant diabetic woes. You did both of these things on purpose to yourself.

        Fun? What is this fun thou speakest of?

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        • Coin
          Coin last edited by

          @Luna, I don't even need access to youtube to link this.

          "Excuse the hell out of you. He's a bag of dicks. I'm a carefully curated box of cocks." -- to @GirlCalledBlu upon being misrepresented.

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          • Silver
            Silver last edited by

            I knew exactly what that video would be before clicking on it.

            But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
            -Mark Twain

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            • Three-Eyed Crow
              Three-Eyed Crow Banned @Luna last edited by

              @Luna said:

              Pregnant women who can't talk or post about anything else. Ever. I don't need 10 status updates daily about your pregnant ass or your pregnant diabetic woes. You did both of these things on purpose to yourself.

              I'm usually pretty good at pretending I care about this stuff, or at least tuning it out. It only raged me last year, when one of my coworkers was pregnant, and every fucking Wednesday meeting for two months inevitably had to involve a 10-minute digression on her fetus before anything got done. These meetings are annoying anyway, since they grind work to a halt and mainly exist to justify the existence of our managers, but this made them unbearable.

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              • Miss Demeanor
                Miss Demeanor last edited by

                Tangent Peeve: When I was pregnant last... having everybody and their brother asking about how its progressing, how I feel, if the baby is kicking, etc. every time they saw me. And FFS, do not touch the pregnant lady belly!!! I don't like being touched by strangers in the best of circumstances, let alone when I'm far enough into a pregnancy that people want to touch the belly.

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                • Sponge
                  Sponge @Miss Demeanor last edited by

                  @Miss-Demeanor

                  Wrist locks are pretty easy to learn. The tough part to getting them right is knowing where and how your attacker's hand will be positioned.

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                  • Miss Demeanor
                    Miss Demeanor last edited by

                    I don't need wrist locks, I need people to respect my right to not be touched when I don't want to be.

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                    • ThatOneDude
                      ThatOneDude last edited by

                      RL Peeve: Dudes that run at the urinal next to me with their dick in their hand before they get to a point of privacy behind that divider that separates the urinals.

                      Then when it's all over and the rest of you are ready for Dead Animal Pickup, I'm gonna go balls deep into Dahl. But only because she asked me to. Sweet-like. - Riddick (2013)

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                      • Derp
                        Derp Admin @ThatOneDude last edited by

                        @ThatOneDude said:

                        RL Peeve: Dudes that run at the urinal next to me with their dick in their hand before they get to a point of privacy behind that divider that separates the urinals.

                        I could see how that would be somewhat unsettling, but I also have to wonder why were you looking in the general area of another dude's dick if you didn't want to see dick? That one seems like blame could be shared.

                        Racism isn't Tinkerbell. It doesn't need you to believe in it for it to exist.

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                        • ThatOneDude
                          ThatOneDude @Derp last edited by

                          @Derp said:

                          @ThatOneDude said:

                          RL Peeve: Dudes that run at the urinal next to me with their dick in their hand before they get to a point of privacy behind that divider that separates the urinals.

                          I could see how that would be somewhat unsettling, but I also have to wonder why were you looking in the general area of another dude's dick if you didn't want to see dick? That one seems like blame could be shared.

                          What...? There I was, minding my own business and giving my business that last shake before zipping up and turning out of the "stall" when old "holds his dick while he runs" comes barreling at me full speed. I was the VICTIM HERE MAN!

                          Then when it's all over and the rest of you are ready for Dead Animal Pickup, I'm gonna go balls deep into Dahl. But only because she asked me to. Sweet-like. - Riddick (2013)

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                          • TNP
                            TNP last edited by TNP

                            All of a sudden I can't help thinking of that line from The Cell Block Tango: '"And then he ran into my knife.. He ran into my knife ten times."

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                            • Olsson
                              Olsson last edited by

                              @ThatOneDude ran into his dick. He ran into his dick ten times?

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                              • Luna
                                Luna last edited by

                                I had a coworker who would start unfastening her pants as she crossed the office. Like...what? It was the weirdest thing.

                                Fun? What is this fun thou speakest of?

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                                • thebird
                                  thebird @ThatOneDude last edited by

                                  @ThatOneDude
                                  Th-that's a thing that happens? Humans are so strange...

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                                  • ThatOneDude
                                    ThatOneDude @thebird last edited by

                                    @thebird said:

                                    @ThatOneDude
                                    Th-that's a thing that happens? Humans are so strange...

                                    I didn't know it was a thing until yesterday, but, I have seen people do what @Luna said... Ohhhh, maybe they are the same type of person. Out at the cube the buckle is undone and in the space between the cube and toilet the button(s) / zipper is undone and BAM! Dick in hand pre-privacy barrier...

                                    But I'm curious if this is actually worse than the dude that comes and takes up a place right next to you when there are 3+ other urinals open... More so when its the type without the privacy wall/pee shield.

                                    Then when it's all over and the rest of you are ready for Dead Animal Pickup, I'm gonna go balls deep into Dahl. But only because she asked me to. Sweet-like. - Riddick (2013)

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                                    • C
                                      Corruption last edited by

                                      When you use a schedule based bus service that's point to point (they pick you up at your house, take you to your destination and drop you off) so you have a set time to be picked up (in this case, 8:20PM) and they're over half an hour late because Reasons, and you are just expected to suck it up. Of course, if you're 10 minutes late they can just declare you a no-show and leave you. 😛

                                      They know that their customers have no alternatives. It shows.

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                                      • 2mspris
                                        2mspris last edited by

                                        Going into the season where I REALLY wish that I could ask people to leave the library if they haven't had a bath in the last week. Particularly since we have a lot of Amish patrons. I get it, it's planting season & farming is sweaty work but when you've done hours of field work, over several days, and come into the library to use the computers in a public space for whatever reason - if you smell so strongly that it forces other people to leave, or at least put a significant distance between themselves and you... Just no.

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                                        • The Tree of Woe
                                          The Tree of Woe last edited by

                                          Hahahah. Smelly library patrons. That takes me back.

                                          “Real magic can never be made by offering someone else's liver. You must tear out your own, and not expect to get it back.”
                                          ― Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn

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                                          • ThatOneDude
                                            ThatOneDude @2mspris last edited by

                                            @2mspris said:

                                            Going into the season where I REALLY wish that I could ask people to leave the library if they haven't had a bath in the last week. Particularly since we have a lot of Amish patrons. I get it, it's planting season & farming is sweaty work but when you've done hours of field work, over several days, and come into the library to use the computers in a public space for whatever reason - if you smell so strongly that it forces other people to leave, or at least put a significant distance between themselves and you... Just no.

                                            What?! The Amish use the computers?

                                            Then when it's all over and the rest of you are ready for Dead Animal Pickup, I'm gonna go balls deep into Dahl. But only because she asked me to. Sweet-like. - Riddick (2013)

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