Jul 8, 2015, 10:55 PM

This one farm, for some unknown reason, is applying manure fertilizers in the summer rather than the spring, starting today. They must've gotten some sort of discount on the manure because this is the worst stink I've smelled in 10 years; instead of normal cow shit, this smells like the cows had diarrhea, and then they all puked into their shit afterwards. This stench has spread over half the city and it's giving me a fucking headache.

There's gotta be laws against this sort of.... shit.