The following is a conversation that I mostly overheard at work with only my partial interjection into because I felt like being snarky. It's one of the few times where my sense of humor was able to bring someone to a dead stop, though I credit that mostly with the follow-up my buddy next to me chimed in with.
So, there was a number of us nerdy types all located around one particular section of lab, going through kits. Two people were in a really heated conversation about Harry Potter related material. Most of this conversation was about whether they agreed with Rowlings sudden changes to characters to what they perceived had been cannon for years now.
Eventually another of our group eventually pipes up, having only just pulled his headphones off to chime in.
"Wait, so who's gay now in Harry Potter?"
I saw my chance and I took it.
"The sorting hat apparently eats ass now."
My friend next to me immediately jumps in on that.
"Tastes like...SLYTHERIN."
Very little work got done for the next ten minutes. I almost forgot I was at work for a moment.