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@PuppyBreath How am I supposed to reply without hiting <discard> to really prove the point?
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@Ghost said in MSB Peeves:
Sadly, the amount of time I lived in Nebraska is now less than the amount of time I have lived in <REDACTED BOILY AS FUCK SW AMERICAN STATE>. This leads me to question if I still qualify as a Midwesterner.
It's over after this, we in Nebraska are gonna sign the separation papers after you questioned it.
I'm just a surge protector doing my job, sir.
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@Lotherio said in MSB Peeves:
It's over after this, we in Nebraska are gonna sign the separation papers after you questioned it.
It's probably better for both of you this way.
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@Lotherio said in MSB Peeves:
@Ghost said in MSB Peeves:
Sadly, the amount of time I lived in Nebraska is now less than the amount of time I have lived in <REDACTED BOILY AS FUCK SW AMERICAN STATE>. This leads me to question if I still qualify as a Midwesterner.
It's over after this, we in Nebraska are gonna sign the separation papers after you questioned it.
I'm sobbing uncontrollably knowing that I will no longer be allowed into Hy-Vee, Runza, or Big Fred's.
Good stuff. So good. I miss the last 2 so, so much.
Delete the Hog Pit. It'll be fun.
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I'm just a surge protector doing my job, sir.
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@Lotherio said in MSB Peeves:
@Ghost said in MSB Peeves:
Runza
Almost time for temperature Tuesday's.
Is this the wrong time to admit that I lived near Omaha for a decade and only went to Runza once, and I don't even know what Big Fred's is?
Also I say soda.
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@Doozer said in MSB Peeves:
@PuppyBreath said in MSB Peeves:
Also I say soda.
It's called Coke. They all called Coke.
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This calls for a poll. I need to know who are my peoples.
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Saying the quiet parts out loud since 1996.
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See I just had this argument like last weekend. Sofa, couch, sweeper... it was like an hour of me and this Bronx chick goin at it.
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@Thenomain said in MSB Peeves:
I do not understand why people get up in arms about pop/soda/Coke. Except that "Coke" is a proper noun and should not be used as a collective noun.
Now excuse me, my allergies are making me sneeze my head off. Hand me some kleenex while I google a remedy.
Someone who says "pop" sounds like they're going to meet that cute boy/girl from third period at a diner to split a banana sundae in 1956.
Calling it "coke" is dumb because I need to clarify if I actually mean a coke or if I mean something else to get the kind of soda I want. That doesn't apply to "Kleenex" because the only people who have ever or will ever give a shit if their tissues are Kleenex-brand are employed at Kleenex's marketing department, and it doesn't apply to googling things because a) it's a verb, no one calls Bing "a google" and b) obviously I am using Google.
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@insomniac7809 said in MSB Peeves:
@Thenomain said in MSB Peeves:
I do not understand why people get up in arms about pop/soda/Coke. Except that "Coke" is a proper noun and should not be used as a collective noun.
Now excuse me, my allergies are making me sneeze my head off. Hand me some kleenex while I google a remedy.
Someone who says "pop" sounds like they're going to meet that cute boy/girl from third period at a diner to split a banana sundae in 1956.
Calling it "coke" is dumb because I need to clarify if I actually mean a coke or if I mean something else to get the kind of soda I want. That doesn't apply to "Kleenex" because the only people who have ever or will ever give a shit if their tissues are Kleenex-brand are employed at Kleenex's marketing department, and it doesn't apply to googling things because a) it's a verb, no one calls Bing "a google" and b) obviously I am using Google.
lemme bing that
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@Auspice said in MSB Peeves:
@insomniac7809 said in MSB Peeves:
@Thenomain said in MSB Peeves:
I do not understand why people get up in arms about pop/soda/Coke. Except that "Coke" is a proper noun and should not be used as a collective noun.
Now excuse me, my allergies are making me sneeze my head off. Hand me some kleenex while I google a remedy.
Someone who says "pop" sounds like they're going to meet that cute boy/girl from third period at a diner to split a banana sundae in 1956.
Calling it "coke" is dumb because I need to clarify if I actually mean a coke or if I mean something else to get the kind of soda I want. That doesn't apply to "Kleenex" because the only people who have ever or will ever give a shit if their tissues are Kleenex-brand are employed at Kleenex's marketing department, and it doesn't apply to googling things because a) it's a verb, no one calls Bing "a google" and b) obviously I am using Google.
lemme bing that
You should see if Microsoft is still paying people to use that phrase.
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It's coke cause everyone's drinkin it. Just like drinkin tea. Y'all call it sweet tea, it's just tea.
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@Doozer ...Atlanta? Because I remember getting the 'it's all Coke and don't you dare use that fuckin' P-word in this town' lecture from my Atlanta friends.
Oh fucking well.
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I served with a friend who called (presumably calls) all soda 'Coke'. I would reliably bring exactly that when asked. A Coke is a Coke, and while I might entertain some interest in what sort of soda a person would like, I won't voice the question of what non-Coke Coke they might enjoy.
Because standards.
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@surreality Louisiana.
I bet that interaction was hilarious.
