Oh, so in another episode of 'Americans can't park for shit:'
Getting home tonight, I turn towards my apartment to witness a big ass truck trying (and really seeming to fail) to back into the spot next to the one I park in. He stops, nearly in the middle of the lane, and waves me by. I gesture for him to continue because I'd like my spot tyvm.
He leans out his window and starts frantically waving for me to go by.
Fine.
Whatever.
So I swing around and neatly park in my usual spot.
...realizing his error and how much more difficult he just invited me to make his attempt to park, he pulled away and went to park elsewhere.