Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.

[Tinuviel]

There's a Total Fire Ban happening... pretty much all over Australia at the moment. Because it's hot, dry, and on fire.

SO STOP LAUNCHING FIRE AND EXPLOSIVES INTO THE FUCKING SKY.

[Ghost]

@Tinuviel said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:

There's a Total Fire Ban happening... pretty much all over Australia at the moment. Because it's hot, dry, and on fire.

SO STOP LAUNCHING FIRE AND EXPLOSIVES INTO THE FUCKING SKY.

Because fire burns furniture.

How can you sleep while your beds are burning?

[Tinuviel]

@Ghost said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:

How can you sleep while your beds are burning?

I probably wouldn't notice, since I sleep next to a goddamn furnace.

[Ghost]

@Tinuviel In other news, Arizona's wise and Promethean-inspired state government, after multiple wildfires (that caused millions in damages and a movie starring Josh Brolin based on a true story of firefighters getting eaten by fire)has not only bumped up enforcement of "no burn days" but FUCKING MADE FIREWORKS SALES LEGAL.

So if you need explosives; I'm your guy.

[JinShei]

@Ganymede said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:

@JinShei said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:

I had a nightmare that @Ganymede logged into my game to tell me my family house was too powerful.

I was contemplating joining Arx in the new year.

You may want to check with Dr. Venkman regarding your precognitive powers.

Oddly, I was in the middle of explaining to you that we aren't Arx and that our families have little power when I woke up...

[Ganymede]

@JinShei said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:

Oddly, I was in the middle of explaining to you that we aren't Arx and that our families have little power when I woke up...

Your motion shall not be considered until you have filed your memorandum in support with a corresponding affidavit.

[JinShei]

@Ganymede said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:

@JinShei said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:

Oddly, I was in the middle of explaining to you that we aren't Arx and that our families have little power when I woke up...

Your motion shall not be considered until you have filed your memorandum in support with a corresponding affidavit.

Can I use one of those pre-filled forms someone was on about?

[Derp]

@JinShei said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:

@Ganymede said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:

@JinShei said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:

Oddly, I was in the middle of explaining to you that we aren't Arx and that our families have little power when I woke up...

Your motion shall not be considered until you have filed your memorandum in support with a corresponding affidavit.

Can I use one of those pre-filled forms someone was on about?

Most judges wouldn't notice. Most things that go through the court are pretty much pro forma these days, as far as paperwork goes.

@Ganymede, on the other hand, is a lawbot and will be checking your margins down to the last pixel.

[Ganymede]

@Derp said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:

@Ganymede, on the other hand, is a lawbot and will be checking your margins down to the last pixel.

Lawyerbot cat. Me:

And:

[JinShei]

[Tinuviel]

@Ganymede said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:

Wait. You're Twitter?

That explains so goddamn much!

[Macha]

Damnit @Ghost !! Now I have that damn song in my head.

[JinShei]

It is dark outside. The dog is going nuts at the window. There is nothing I can see out there... Clearly there are invisible invaders...

[Ominous]

@JinShei

Your dog is warning you about the Unseen from Pugmire.

[surreality]

@JinShei Ninja detector.

[JinShei]

If you watched the new Doctor Who - that is where my mind went!

[Rinel]

@JinShei said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:

Can I use one of those pre-filled forms someone was on about?

If you're opposing counsel, by all means, use them exclusively.

[JinShei]

@Rinel said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:

@JinShei said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:

Can I use one of those pre-filled forms someone was on about?

If you're opposing counsel, by all means, use them exclusively.

As ever, I am on your team

[Rinel]

@JinShei

Good to have you aboard! You can copy our header and signature block as a treat.

[JinShei]

@Rinel said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:

@JinShei

Good to have you aboard! You can copy our header and signature block as a treat.

I feel loved!