Tastes Less Carrot-y

[silverfox]

I mean, clearly, after two pages in Arx Peeve, we need a carrot thread.

(Or more largely, what is appropriate behavior at work in public while eating.)

But Carrots

[Auspice]

[Sunny]

[Ominous]

[Derp]

@Sunny said in Tastes Less Carrot-y:

I can hear this image.

[Coin]

Carrots are, no lie, my favorite vegetable.

My country's supermarkets don't sell baby carrots (or those that do, when I've seen them, are prohibitively expensive) but when I lived in the U.S. I loved to just buy a bag and eat them like, I dunno, grapes or some shit.

I also learned to eat carrots from Bugs Bunny cartoons so I either just chomp on them, or I get super obsessive about it and I use my teeth to go all over the carrot, peeling the skin off it. Then I take a second pass, biting off the meat around the root. And then I eat the root.

My ex used to watch me, both fascinated and horrified.

I love carrots.

ProTip: if you're going to cook them in the oven, use small carrots, they hold the sweetness better.

[silverfox]

@Coin

My hubs does the same thing - except with cucumbers. He doesn't even bother to cut them up.

[Coin]

@silverfox said in Tastes Less Carrot-y:

@Coin

My hubs does the same thing - except with cucumbers. He doesn't even bother to cut them up.

Noice.

[WildBaboons]

Because this thread was born from Arx..

Carrot will soon go the way of the banjos, mangos.. and katanas.

[Derp]

@WildBaboons said in Tastes Less Carrot-y:

Because this thread was born from Arx..

Carrot will soon go the way of the banjos, mangos.. and katanas.

This image is somehow uniquely satisfying.

[Coin]

fruit ninja eat your heart out

[Killer Klown]

@Derp said in Tastes Less Carrot-y:

@Sunny said in Tastes Less Carrot-y:

I can hear this image.

Does it sound like this?

[thesuntsar]

@bear_necessities LOOK WHAT YOU DID

[Derp]

@Killer-Klown said in Tastes Less Carrot-y:

@Derp said in Tastes Less Carrot-y:

@Sunny said in Tastes Less Carrot-y:

I can hear this image.

Does it sound like this?

You monster.

[Killer Klown]

@Derp Fair warning; it will now, always, sound like that.

[Derp]

@Killer-Klown said in Tastes Less Carrot-y:

@Derp Fair warning; it will now, always, sound like that.

Y u do dis? What did I ever do to you?

[Killer Klown]

@Derp You know what you did. Or maybe you don't know what you did - in which case; see what happens when you don't pay attention to what you're doing?

[silverfox]

@thesuntsar

I have always liked you.

Now I am not so sure I do.

[Kestrel]

[dvoraen]

Well this thread went sideways quickly, so I must now invoke the safe word for inappropriate use of carrots: