Feb 11, 2015, 6:35 AM

I've been attacked by dogs twice as a kid, had stitches in my forehead, had a couple of dressers fall on me, stuck in a mattress that clam'd in half on me, blew up a shed, dyed myself blue and found the magic that was mom's crossbow.

Frankly, yeah, I'm kinda shocked a lot of us have lived long enough to fuss about it.