Jun 5, 2016, 10:22 PM

My walmart, as far as I know, doesn't do cake orders.

But this reminds me of my favorite not-quite-retail-but-close story. I used to work in the office a K to 8 character school. The office had three to four people who worked in it. Toward the end of the year we're pretty sick of parents. Like really. Super sick of parents and their shit. Anywise, luckily I wasn't the receptionist.

But we're all gathered around the reception, when this woman comes in. She needs to pay for aftercare or an afterschool program, or a late fee for something. She has to pay /something/. But she hasn't brought the correct amount.

"Well you just get me change." She says to the receptionist.

"I'm sorry but we can't give you change." says the Receptionist.

"Well why not? Why can't you just give me change." The mother is insisting.

And by this point the receptionist is already getting aggravated. She's pretty tired of parents coming in and demanding we give them change for the things they need to pay. We're the front desk of a school after all, we don't really deal with money.

So she isn't budging, "We don't have change."

"Look, why can't you just break this hundred for me? Just do it." The woman is getting more agitated and rude and angry.

Finally the receptionist says, "I'm not a bank!"

And the woman flips her lid and starts saying how /you're so rude/.... not even to the receptionist but to another member of the front office staff who was sitting behind the receptionist, leaning against the desk.

She then told the story to our aftercare staff, still insisting it was the other woman not our receptionist that was rude to her.