I don't know...

3543thrh67

I was idly browsing steam for games because I like to see if there's anything I want. I stumbled on this. I can't decide what to think..

http://store.steampowered.com/app/351900/

Sanguine

GAH! That's all I have. I'm robbed of any coherent thoughts.

Saulot

I'd buy it if I could give birth to a demon. If not that I'm willing to settle for Liu Kang.

3543thrh67

@Sanguine THat was my thoughts too!

Yet.. I am oddly tempted to buy this game. I'm like 'Whhhy?!' but I, somehow, want it.

Sanguine

@icanbeyourmuse Because in your heart of hearts you are a masochist, or you hate yourself.. or, you just can't look away from the trainwreck. To be fair, even getting past the HOLY CRAP WHY IS THIS A KID IN THIS THING, I am completely and utterly freaked out by the thought of giving birth and being pregnant in the first place.

Thenomain

As a social learning game, or at least a game with tough ethical choices, why not? That two of you are already freaking out means the game probably has met its design goal. And you didn't even have to spend anything to get there!

Thisnameistaken

I approve of this. Hopefully it can horrify the 'breeding for the wrong reasons' crowd until re-thinking their choice. It should also include Diaper Changing, Toddler Years, and Teenage Angst expansions. There could be an Easter egg where you lose energy for showing baby pictures to co-workers.

tragedyjones

This is for you, @Cobaltasaurus
Pregnancy in the WoD

Cobalt

...why is that for me? I don't have a "i need to make babies" RP fetish.

mietze

Preschool Whining Edition and Preteen Waaaaahmbulance too.

silentsophia

Wow. That seems like such a sad game.

Also, I need medicaid. Can I borrow someone's kid for a couple of weeks? (I'm kidding.)

tragedyjones

@Cobaltasaurus said:

...why is that for me? I don't have a "i need to make babies" RP fetish.

You linked a Pregnancy game, that was the best troll I could hit you with.

3543thrh67

@tragedyjones She didn't, I did.

Cobalt

No... I didn't?

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See above.

tragedyjones

I... am really dumb then.

Cobalt

We still like you.

Wizz

Um, there aren't any Quick Time Events or escort missions out of the birth canal? 0/10, would not purchase again.

tragedyjones

@Cobaltasaurus said:

We still like you.

Why would anyone upvote that post of yours? I am history's greatest monster.

Arkandel

@tragedyjones said:

@Cobaltasaurus said:

We still like you.

Why would anyone upvote that post of yours? I am history's greatest monster.

So you haven't met my cat, then.

Cirno

I've seen better pregnancy simulator games from Japan.

TEENAGE pregnancy simulators, even. Booyakasha.