The Hockey Thread

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@Ganymede said in The Hockey Thread:

@Ghost said in Random Bitching:

Terrible? No. I think he's altogether a better hockey player than Crosby, but Crosby doesn't have a problem with playoff slump and has led the Pens to cups. Was Ovie worth the $124m? His regulation stats are great and he's put butts in the seat, though his regulation stats are on a downward trend, as well.

Justin Williams gets paid extra money because he performs well in the playoffs. Why shouldn't Ovechkin get mo' money if he can play well in the regular season? If you don't play well in the regular season, no one gives a shit about your playoff abilities.

Ovechkin averages well over a point per game in the regular season (1,035 pts., 921 GMs). He has won countless awards. In the playoffs, his stats are different, but are still damned good (90 pts., 97 GMs). Backstrom is in the same general boat: about a point per game in the regular season, but only a slight drop in the playoffs.

Last season, Braden Holtby couldn't save them. The year before, yes, the scoring was suspect. But in previous years, the defense was permitting too many shots (over 400 in 2 series is awful).

Frankly, the Capitals simply aren't good enough. That's it. Crosby and Malkin look like the saviors, but it's really about Murray, Sheary, Rust, and all of the other lesser-known players that made the Penguins champs again (I mean, do you know Nick Bonino is?). Who does anyone know on the Capitals beyond Ovechkin and Backstrom? (addition mine: this was posted in 2017)

Hahah okay I just realized this thread existed because it popped up again but C-A-P-S CAPS CAPS CAPS <3. It's okay to make mistakes.

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@Rucket said in The Hockey Thread:

@Ganymede said in The Hockey Thread:

@Rucket said in The Hockey Thread:

I don't hate the Flyers. I just hate Philly. And Dallas. New York to a lesser extent. Sorry, but this is how it has to be in the NFC East. It just ends up bleeding into other sports.

Look, stop projecting your loathing for your own team and just recognize that Dan Snyder will never put together a Super Bowl team ever, all right?

Look, this is Washington okay? We'll never win any championships because none of our teams can go deep into the playoffs. Caps? Oh let's have an amazing season and then get kicked out in the second round. Nats? Great season, first round exit. Skins? Haha. Wizards? Yeah we'll get that 8 seed and then get knocked out in the first round.

But we might. <3. We might win two in back to back years! Who can say? (This is the funnest thread to notice after all the posts are ancient)

[Ghost]

@silverfox said in The Hockey Thread:

WAIT, I came to this too late.

Is there an honest to god Coyote fan here? I thought that was a myth!

Fan since the season they moved to AZ.

Got me a Vern Fiddler jersey. #38 baby. Not a myth.

[Rucket]

@Gingerlily said in The Hockey Thread:

@Rucket said in The Hockey Thread:

@Ganymede said in The Hockey Thread:

@Rucket said in The Hockey Thread:

I don't hate the Flyers. I just hate Philly. And Dallas. New York to a lesser extent. Sorry, but this is how it has to be in the NFC East. It just ends up bleeding into other sports.

Look, stop projecting your loathing for your own team and just recognize that Dan Snyder will never put together a Super Bowl team ever, all right?

Look, this is Washington okay? We'll never win any championships because none of our teams can go deep into the playoffs. Caps? Oh let's have an amazing season and then get kicked out in the second round. Nats? Great season, first round exit. Skins? Haha. Wizards? Yeah we'll get that 8 seed and then get knocked out in the first round.

But we might. <3. We might win two in back to back years! Who can say? (This is the funnest thread to notice after all the posts are ancient)

Yea took us getting rid of our best player on the Nationals to make a run, lmao.

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@Ghost

That is crazy. When we lived in Phoenix and went to see the Aves play the Coyotes there were always more Aves fans in the audience.

[Ghost]

@silverfox said in The Hockey Thread:

@Ghost

That is crazy. When we lived in Phoenix and went to see the Aves play the Coyotes there were always more Aves fans in the audience.

Here's how that works. The following sentence applies to pretty much every Coyotes game.

"I went to a Coyotes game. They were playing the <other team> and most of the crowd was wearing <other team> sweaters."

I'm a Coyotes fan that wants to see the Yotes leave AZ. They deserve better. I think those hardcore Coyotes fans in Glendale who fight to get extra taxes to keep the Yotes from leaving are out of their goddamned minds.

[Ghost]

Also:

A family member and their friends worked for the Yotes during the Gretzky era. Here's the lowdown.

• Cool: Doan, Roenick, Tocchet, and Tyson Nash
• Gretzky is an asshole
• Mike Comrie talked in the 3rd person
• Danny Briere is the bomb

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@Ghost You get an upvote because Danny Briere is, in fact, completely fucking awesome.

[Ganymede]

@silverfox

It’s crazy because he picked Fiddler, instead of a relevant franchise player, like Hawerchuk.

Silly Americans. Those are Canadian franchises.

Go Nords!

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@Ganymede said in The Hockey Thread:

Those are Canadian franchises.

Speaking of how friendly they are, Calgary posted some notices of the upcoming battle of Alberta game in Edmonton.

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@Ghost

I agree. I don't know who is getting the kickbacks, but that nonsense is terrible for Glendale.

I am actually fine if they stay in Arizona, but damn, they need an arena that isn't so far from ANYTHING. We would have gone to more games living down there if only we didn't have to drive to stupid-away southern Glendale. (We lived in downtown and then North Mountain areas.)

[Ghost]

@Ganymede said in The Hockey Thread:

@silverfox

It’s crazy because he picked Fiddler, instead of a relevant franchise player, like Hawerchuk.

Silly Americans. Those are Canadian franchises.

Go Nords!

It's not crazy. Sure. Fiddler was only on the Yotes a few seasons, but I loved the guy. Tough as nails, great at faceoffs, wasn't shy about getting physical. After watching him play I followed his career. I dont know if he wanted to leave the Yotes or if they didnt meet his asking price or what, but I feel he was a great addition to the team.

Besides. Everyone fucking loves Doan and OEL is the only other player that they had that you couldn't expect to disappear after a season or two, anyway

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@Ghost

Go with an old school Hawerchuk Jets jersey and you will be stroking it.

Or Tkachuk.

[Ghost]

@Ganymede Will it make me go Warcraft on my man shaft? HOLTZY

(Disclaimer. This is a Letterkenny reference. I'm not that guy #puckbunny)

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@silverfox said in The Hockey Thread:

WAIT, I came to this too late.

Is there an honest to god Coyote fan here? I thought that was a myth!

In theory, kinda. If I ever want to catch the Oilers live, it's cheaper to fly to phoenix and buy a ticket there than to get a decent ticket here.

[Ghost]

@SG said in The Hockey Thread:

@silverfox said in The Hockey Thread:

WAIT, I came to this too late.

Is there an honest to god Coyote fan here? I thought that was a myth!

In theory, kinda. If I ever want to catch the Oilers live, it's cheaper to fly to phoenix and buy a ticket there than to get a decent ticket here.

When the Yotes come back from a 3 goal trail to beat the Red Wings, and while you're excited AF walking to the parking lot and a Red Wings fan yells out "YOURE WELCOME FOR THE TICKET REVENUE" because 70% of the house was wearing filthy bad-people costumes with names like Yzerman, Federov, or FUCKIN BERTUZZI on them...

True story.

It's probably cheaper to see the Oilers in Glendale than Edmonton. God knows Leafs and Habs fans are milking the out of town discount, too.

[Ganymede]

@Ghost said in The Hockey Thread:

It's probably cheaper to see the Oilers in Glendale than Edmonton. God knows Leafs and Habs fans are milking the out of town discount, too.

This is why I love living an hour from Columbus, which has one of the sports' best arenas.

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@Rucket said in The Hockey Thread:

@Gingerlily said in The Hockey Thread:

@Rucket said in The Hockey Thread:

@Ganymede said in The Hockey Thread:

@Rucket said in The Hockey Thread:

I don't hate the Flyers. I just hate Philly. And Dallas. New York to a lesser extent. Sorry, but this is how it has to be in the NFC East. It just ends up bleeding into other sports.

Look, stop projecting your loathing for your own team and just recognize that Dan Snyder will never put together a Super Bowl team ever, all right?

Look, this is Washington okay? We'll never win any championships because none of our teams can go deep into the playoffs. Caps? Oh let's have an amazing season and then get kicked out in the second round. Nats? Great season, first round exit. Skins? Haha. Wizards? Yeah we'll get that 8 seed and then get knocked out in the first round.

But we might. <3. We might win two in back to back years! Who can say? (This is the funnest thread to notice after all the posts are ancient)

Yea took us getting rid of our best player on the Nationals to make a run, lmao.

I mean look the point is WINNER WINNER WINNER. Two SPORTS related parades in DC with confetti and everything. Who'd have thunk man?

[Ghost]

Rumor has it the new Seattle NHL expansion team may end up being the SEATTLE KRAKEN.

If this is true their sweater revenue is gonna be through the roof. This is a fucking rad idea.