@GreenFlashlight said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:
When you're on a social media blackout because you don't want to get your hopes up over an event you know will be strung out for weeks or months in court, and your goddamn phone beeps a news alert at you. Fuck you, phone, do you know what my heart did just then?
Actual Conversation in the Aria-@insomniac7809 Household This Morning:
A: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK."
I: "You okay?"
A: "Yep. Just needed to get that out. C'mon, you have to get ready for work."