@Auspice I'm game. Mine is fixed. It's a relatively safe plan.
(Which is exactly how I talk to my friends who are parents of teenage girls, being the parent of a teenage boy)
No bullshit, I said this to my friend Peggy last week:
"So that we can remain friends, could you please never let your 16 year old daughter know we have a 17 year old son? We need to keep that a closely guarded secret."