Seeking Women for Multi-Game Harem
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@Luna Don't forget 15 and a lesbian too. Somebody should've drawn what one of those pcs would've looked like in real life.
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@ThugHeaven Don't forget Asian. (15 automatically makes her a schoolgirl.)
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@TNP I forgot that part, my mind partially blocked out how much of a thing that was.
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@ThugHeaven was?
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@silentsophia I thought we were into the multi-ethnic hipster chick lesbian phase now? If its not a thing it should be.
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@ThugHeaven said:
@silentsophia I thought we were into the multi-ethnic hipster chick lesbian phase now? If its not a thing it should be.
Disagree. Lesbians are useless to me. Less than useless, even! They may steal my wimminz.
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@tragedyjones I promise not to be wooed by the lesbos. Even if they have pussy so good you can throw it up into the air and it becomes sunshine.
Fun? What is this fun thou speakest of?
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@Luna said:
@tragedyjones I promise not to be wooed by the lesbos. Even if they have pussy so good you can throw it up into the air and it becomes sunshine.
What if the girl also has beer-flavored nipples?
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@Luna said:
@Cobaltasaurus lol that's awesome.
The best boob moments on Mus were from back when descs mattered and some dude would be pretending to be a girl. Petite, 110 pounds, size 46DDD boobs. I'd always be like psst hey bro, numbers are the band size. You actually want that smaller. 46DDD isn't that big, boob wise and no tiny girl would wear that. I actually had one dude argue that it was European sizing. Then your band size isn't big enough. Cup size is still wrong. How hard is it to google about boobs?
OMG this. The rib cage horrors were seriously amazing.
Though the euro band sizes seem to be pretty consistent with the US ones, so either way they're epic faaaaaaail. The cup sizes vary, though. (I was all happy 'cause while I did go down a size, it was per the UK cup sizes, so I was like... AWWWWWWYISSS, back into the first half of the alphabet! and then I saw the conversion chart and muttered all the goddammits.
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A lot of women would benefit from bespoke or custom made bras. As it sits, off the rack (har har) sizes don't work for a lot of women.
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@Miss-Demeanor said:
@Luna said:
What if the girl also has beer-flavored nipples?
Was that one of the options of that Shang PC? What was the name, Baskin Robbins?
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@TNP said:
@Miss-Demeanor said:
@Luna said:
What if the girl also has beer-flavored nipples?
Was that one of the options of that Shang PC? What was the name, Baskin Robbins?
Naw, that was her floozy cousin, Corona•, described as 'a little stout, but the cure for what ales you' and always wandered around in a too-tight tee that said, 'Tap This!
Come on, it would not be the dumbest thing on Shang!
•Probably not really, but somebody should do it.
Oh fucking well.
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@ThugHeaven said:
@Luna Don't forget 15 and a lesbian too. Somebody should've drawn what one of those pcs would've looked like in real life.
The way most males write female descs, I picture a tree branch with basketballs stapled to it. (Why basketballs? Well, they are described as "perfectly spherical"...)
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@surreality said:
Naw, that was her floozy cousin, Corona•, described as 'a little stout, but the cure for what ales you' and always wandered around in a too-tight tee that said, 'Tap This!
I'm way overthinking this, but ...
- Her anus should release various dark beers on demand: dunkler bock, various stouts, etc.
- Her urethra is exclusively for the dispensing of Pabst products.
- Her breasts should dispense weißbier. (There's a little joke there. A terrible little joke.)
Any other suggestions?
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@WTFE Dear god, you're going to do it, aren't you.
oh please oh please oh please
Oh fucking well.
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@surreality said:
@WTFE Dear god, you're going to do it, aren't you.
oh please oh please oh please
If you insist, sure. But I need a few more orifices filled out here before I make this.
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Hmmm... The vagina is for bloody mary dispensing, but only a few days per month? Or is that too tacky even for Shang?
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This is the place that had the giant green spurting dick on orange wheels, right?
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Yes. Why do you ask?
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I just think you already answered your too tacky for Shang question, that's all.
