RL peeves! >< @$!#

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@Olsson said:

Finding a place to live, which of course differs from city to city. But damn, am having no progress.

I just want an apartment that I can fit a computer and bed into.

When I have money and things, I can always find a place to live even though I don't need one.

When I have no money and no things, I can never find a place to live. What you need to do is stop needing a place to live. Then you'll be able to find one.

Pull yourself up by your bootstraps! And then live in them.

[Bennie]

One word: Trailer.

[Sundown]

Image macros. They got old somewhere around the heyday of the SA forums, and that was a very long time ago.

They are not witty and are about as classy as one of those artifacted-to-hell 'funny' JPEGs that get splattered all over facebook.

[Olsson]

@Bennie

Not really an option here now, alas. Not really a thing here at all to my knowledge.

[Corruption]

I would like to scream a little about the local Paratransit service,. This is part of the city bus company, so you already know it is likely to be bad news.

If the company is 2 hours late to pick you up? Too bad for you! Shut up and ride. Or don't, they don't actually care. Of course, if you're 5 minutes late, they will leave you and mark you down as a no-show, which you can be penalized for.

They broke your wheelchair, and you have to pay for the repairs out of pocket, because your insurance won't. Too bad, so sad.

You have to schedule rides 3 days in advance. Too bad that your doctor only makes same-day appointments.

They sent the wrong kind of vehicle to pick you up, again? Oops. You can sit and wait until they can free up a regular bus.

Idiots.

[HelloRaptor]

@Sundown said:

Image macros. They got old somewhere around the heyday of the SA forums, and that was a very long time ago.

Who even calls them image macros anymore? Also, diafplz.

@Bennie

Not really an option here now, alas. Not really a thing here at all to my knowledge.

[Sundown]

@HelloRaptor said:

@Sundown said:

Image macros. They got old somewhere around the heyday of the SA forums, and that was a very long time ago.

Who even calls them image macros anymore? Also, diafplz.

Whatever they're called, they fucking suck and you are dumb for defending/using them. Cheerfully yours.

[Luna]

When people say things that make me agree with HR.

Basically meme conversations are the best.

[silentsophia]

I hate starting from 0. I hate job hunting. I hate that the person who can dispense antidepressants quits just before I get there. I need those damn things.

[ThatOneDude]

@Sundown said:

Whatever they're called, they fucking suck and you are dumb for defending/using them. Cheerfully yours.

ENJOY!

[Cobalt]

Fuck Plato's Allegory of the Cave. Fuck it with a brick and a rusty iron rod.

[silentsophia]

I feel like a mine of health conditions. because now I have another one that increases my risk of cancer. hoooraaaaaay. Plus, I have to give up a good chunk of caffeine. At this rate, I will continue to pray for a robot body.

[Luna]

@silentsophia you should take a ride on the Galaxy 999. I'm sorry, that's stressful.

[tragedyjones]

@Cobaltasaurus said:

Fuck Plato's Allegory of the Cave. Fuck it with a brick and a rusty iron rod.

Is that a real rusty iron rod, @Cobaltasaurus? Or just the shadow of one?

[Cobalt]

@tragedyjones I'm going to beat you with the shadow of a rusty iron rod, sir.

[tragedyjones]

It isn't real,@Cobaltasaurus.

[Cobalt]

My rage makes it real, @tragedyjones.

[silentsophia]

@Luna said:

@silentsophia you should take a ride on the Galaxy 999. I'm sorry, that's stressful.

Thanks. And yeah, at least it's just increased risk. But that's how it goes, I guess. I know that a lot of people have it way worse.

[Corruption]

I wish we had the technology to let me exist as a brain in a bag of nutrient solution with an internet hookup. I'd be happier and probably saner.

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Peeve: Refrigerator Hogging

I share a mini-fridge at work with my co-workers. One person has -three- full sized bottles of salad dressing and two full-sized containers of their 'special low-fat coffee creamer that is just for them' in it. On top of what they bring to work with them.

A few months back, their salad dressing squirted all down the side of the drink holder and made it so nobody could use it for ages. (Because nobody cleaned it. And I'll be damned if I clean up someone else's mess in the fridge.)

Look. You're a fat old woman. You have no need for salad dressing when you eat nothing but deep fried foods. You brought -one- salad to work in the past month. Take your shit home.