Aug 19, 2018, 8:00 PM

@cari
Pretend they just ran off and since no one knows why you can provide everyone with closure by explaining that what you did, they did. You would really be remiss as a friend if you didn't lie to them! I mean, having someone just disappear like that, it can wreck people.

Blaming them for your crimes is really a public service at this point.