@aria said in RL things I love:
B-b-bbbut @Auspice ! You made his boner sad.

That's practically a war crime, you heinous bitch!
I was actually going to ask him if he kept coming back because he was a masochist and I was helping him get off. 
But really, he deserved it. I told this guy twice -- twice! -- I was just trolling him and he kept cycling through the 'you're just a hateful person!' 'you're just playing the victim!' 'you're just projecting!' playbook.
and then when I went 'I can't take it anymore, it's hypocritE with an E! I know dictionaries are heavy, snowflake,' (continuing on the 'you assumed my gender,' theme,) 'but there's this thing called Google where you can look up words.'
he switched to 'typical, going after grammar when you have nothing else.'
But he blocked me before I could explain I was going after his inability to spell and grammar would be going after his poor use of sentence structure and punctuation. 