THE PITCH: Mid-30s male with a personality that fluctuates between hippy sage and moronic sarcasm is willing to play a really hot female character with none of the RL player's personality traits. Will wiki-stalk @tragedyjones across multiple games and put together a style and PB based off of no less than 20 logged scenes across 3+ games in what will be the worst, most monstrous trophy wife, the likes of which hasn't been seen since Weird Science.
- Will promise to page/@mail @tragedyjones once or twice a while while on the shelf and being ignored so that tragedy can have that realistic neglectful experience
- Will constantly ask for descriptions of IC penis like it matters.
- No less than 20 clothing descs keyed into multidescer, but to save @tragedyjones from having to type 'l <charname>' I will just page them whenever I change them
- Will lie and say oocly that I'm a female so it isn't weird like that
- Totally is cool with whatever and has no triggers
- Not played by VASpider
Edit: typos galore because between doing 230am on-call IT work and my phone's autocorrect...WTFuuuuck