@Arkandel Fair enough. I need to reel it in a bit. I just hate seeing people do predatory things and then get what they wanted out of it.
See ya 'round. My continued presence in this thread won't be constructive. Thanks for gibbsmacking me into ducking out.
I'm exiting the thread, but I want to let it be said that when someone who's made a post seeking constructive input that she's worked hard on, for a game idea, getting nitpicked until she says "fuck it" and walks away, leaving the rest of us to look forward to the upcoming games run by the people who henpecked her to death...is not constructive.
What we end up with is a dwindling pool of new ideas and an environment defended by a handful of reliable long-timers and a growing population of people who have succeeded in chasing others off.
What happened in this thread was absolute horse shit, and while it may sound like Hog Pit, that is a constructive synopsis.
Peace.
Edit: and, yes, I hope she changes her mind, too. I would have played my ass off on that game.
@surreality ugh, either way, I'm more in your court. The number of self inflicted wounds by people trying to find rp only results in stupid OOC shit that ruins everyone's fun. The Hobby's fine, but truly, I'm getting pretty fed up by the negging/predatory/drama queen types that chase the sane people out of the hobby.
Recognizing when someone a lifeless troll fuck joins in on a 'Mildly Construtive' topic to discourage the OP and fuck around with everything is constructive.
Here's constructive for @bored : if you're so triggered into not trusting people and have all of these big opinions about rude people in the hobby, then act like a mature fucking adult and don't BE one of the people you claim to hate. You came into this thread to troll, to promote your 7th Sea preference, and sprinkle shit all over someone else's idea until they had a panic attack, said fuck it, and abandoned their creative work that didn't have shit to do with you.
Immature troglodytes like you are the reason people get all kinds of squicked in this hobby, or on these boards, and I hope a bear shits in your mouth.
That is fucking constructive. Fuck that guy.
Weeeeelllp. Looks like Chewlie's Gum guy got what he wanted.
Good luck on you and your friend's 7th Sea game, you lifeless fuck.
@bored I'm saying this to be constructive, not hostile, but I keep rereading your posts and I think you need to take a break. Not necessarily from the hobby, but perhaps this thread.
This stuff isn't that important.
@bored Samurai Cop is a proper noun. The S and C should be capitalized. Samurai Cop is a person.
Understanding this is the first step to understanding why.
Edit: I'm stopping to re-rail the thread now
@bored Enjoying it? Nope. Finding decent Samurai Cop gifs to counter troll you is hard work, dawg.
@bored 
"I've got your punchline right here, Bub."
@surreality and hey, COMMUNICATION IS ENCOURAGED.
When a landwalker and a merperson want to engage in sex, it's completely healthy to share with your partner how you like it. It's the only way to ensure both you and your partner are satisfied, and it shows that you care about their sex life, too.
But if they're slapping you repeatedly while coughing something out of their gills, you're probably not paying enough attention to their needs.
@bored said in Strange Game Dev Inquiries from surreality (condensed):
I'm happy to leave you to discussing the merits of tentacles vs flippers and the very RP relevant issue referenced by my gif
The one that questions where one puts their penis whilst entertaining a mermaid/merman/merperson/mirself caller?
The answer is: Pick a place, and if they like it, roll with it.
Edit: pardon my typos. Taking SQL backups while typing on phone. Don't wanna mention mermaid vaginae when I really mean 'SELECT * from...'
@surreality said in Strange Game Dev Inquiries from surreality (condensed):
...but if nobody wants that sort of thing, yes, please say so and spare me the time it would take to write it up!
Note: I will be personally Samurai-Copping people who say no, because FUCK YEAH, BUDDY! I'm excited about this one.
But in the interests of backing up @surreality and her wishes, please don't let the threat of me Samurai-Copping you deter you from honesty.
@bored said in Strange Game Dev Inquiries from surreality (condensed):
You can also fuck yourself. You're why we can't have nice things on this forum.
I'm also why we have Samurai Cop gifs on this forum.
Look, people, @surreality started this thread for constructive monster designs/etc for her game, not a pre-review from people going "I prefer the Mixmaster 4000 in purple, but it doesn't come in purple, so my constructive support is MEH". If you don't have anything actually constructive to contribute, then you're not required to contribute.
Surreality: I'm bogged down at work the next few days but I should have some ideas for you, soon.
This reads to me like a CHEWLIE'S GUM scenario where a person involved in the development of a 7th Sea game has arrived to give (super airquote time) "CONSTRUCTIVE" criticism of another Pirate/Freebooter themed game in development. Shocker. All of the constructive criticism seems to uphold the 7th Sea genre.
--"Pirate games with aliens are dumb. I think we deserve a pirate game without aliens set in a quasi historical setting, instead! I'm not a representative of 7th Sea, I swear, but...eh...off the top of my head HOW ABOUT 7TH SEA!?"
I think @surreality is onto something awesome, and I'll be there.
When it comes to Lovecraftian/Aliens, the thing to remember is that in Lovecraft's writings, it was gigantic ziggurats rising out of the middle of the sea, and the doomed crew of the ship had no radio, no GPS, no tomahawk cruise missiles. Just ropes. Some pistols. Some ARRbecue sauce. Same thing goes for Cthulhu, Dagon, the Mountains of Madness. The technology level made being in the open sea with strange creatures a terrifying concept (or in Mountains case, in Antarctica). So, I think these ideas are an amazing addition to the setting, one that will have some definite life to it. Imagine:
HELL, for the general Black Sails love both surreality and I share, the game will be in good hands. I could care less if there's a 7th Sea game in development. I prefer this idea.
I think it's fucking embarrassing that we have virtual reality F35 Raptor Fighter Jet helmets before we have certain parts of the world where rape can be legally defended by skirt size.
I swear to fucking god, we're gonna have X-Wing starfighters with working hyperdrives before people upgrade from shaved ape
@Misadventure My instincts tell me that this idea would end badly. Subjectivity is wielded like HellHathNoFuryNapalm(tm) by some of these people.
Like the time, after getting yelled at via pages and being let in on some very personal, unsolicited marital issues (and tooooook a step away from the person because I cannot(will not) be held responsible for so much RL well being of, really, a total stranger), was accused of: Purposefully making her fall in love with my character and then sociopathically breaking her heart, on purpose, for my enjoyment
Yeah, let's give people unfettered, subjective player reviews. I get that some people are hurting, some take the hobby more seriously than others, and some can take it or leave it, but I think, in the end, such a thing would just be used by the subjectively jilted to fuck people (they want to scorn) from finding rp.
@surreality yeaaaaaaaah it seems like a double-edged sword. Vengeful morons could use it for the purposes for evil, but then again, I don't think we've had too many issues on MSB with people trying to make details/flak about other players permanent.
I guess it all comes down to who moderates it, and if something really screwed up gets posted on the wiki, if it can be wholly removed. I've been linked plenty of times to history entries on wikis that weren't the current state of the content, but a washed-over history entry containing the gossip-worthy stuff.
@Auspice It was pretty low-brow. It was used as a way to copy details of MU stupid human tricks, bad descs, All-Star wora personalities, and general fuckery.
Basically, imagine someone chronicling the general conversation threads in the hog pit, saving it, and keeping it in a location where everyone could go and look up how much people hated you.