@BobGoblin I don't disagree with your basic tl;dr and I think your cause and effect is well-reasoned.
I also don't want to be doing what I am doing at work, too. But I don't really want to get in a logic-off. Just you put on your sassy pants to reply to my legit criticism and so I put on my sassy pants to reply back, and this is how two people end up sitting here in sassy pants.