Do not want to be sitting here on pins and needles waiting for the surgeon to call back and see about scheduling an appointment, but this is unavoidable.
Dear Denial: you work so well for most of the people I know when it comes to real problems being shunted off for far too long, why are you absolutely no help to me now? Augh.
Edit: Dear Denial: Please, come visit, put up your feet, stay a while. I could use your help pretending this whole body horror incident did not just happen, because I cannot even with it.