@bobotron Our Ancient Cat made it over twenty years -- so don't pre-emptively sad. She was our ball of snark. We joke that she was the Sith Empress, and the derpy floufcat was her Apprentice. Derpy floufcat is a good apprentice, she really is, despite being the sweetest derp-creature, and utterly devoid of snark.
I cat sneeze. Derpy floufcat people sneezes: loudly. Somehow, this is the funniest thing in the whole world to me and I couldn't tell you why, it just is. (She's the one that sneezed, scared herself with the noise of her own sneeze, backpedaled into the headboard, thought something smacked her in the butt, and bolted from the bed at warp speed to hide for several hours. She is... not the brightest bulb in the chandelier, but damn if she isn't adorkable.)