Dec 2, 2016, 5:26 PM

That day when this is you, because I know I am not the only one who has this day:

"Self, you have been way too down and negative lately."

"Have you thought about being positive for a bit and seeing if that improves things?"

"Give it a shot, it's important to work toward this goal."

<approaches something she does every day just a mite more positively>

<shit explodes in face enormously with paranoia and suspicion and borderline accusations being flung at her out of nowhere>

"Whoa... stay calm, approach this with purely rational chill and just basic info and it'll be all right... "

<tries that, it is apparently zero help>

"Oh."

"Yeah."

"That's why."