Date Thenomain
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It won't be awkward at all. I was planning on getting a couple of box seat tickets to the Blue Jackets, and hauling your ass over there when I'm twelve drinks in.
“It is better to live doing the things that you like. It is foolish to live within this dream of a world seeing unpleasantness and doing only things that you do not like.” -- Yamamoto Tsunetomo.
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@Coin said in Date Thenomain:
@Meg said in Date Thenomain:
Also Theno already said he likes me too much to teach me how to WoD??? I think I am in.
this makes me want to choke him because I don't care about your sanity and we could really use another person skilled nad versed in his particular iteration of CofD MU code.
chopped liver
Also I do not want to date the Theno he's like my brother.
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Dating Theno means going to Ohio.
Why would anyone want to do that?Saying the quiet parts out loud since 1996.
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I have never RP'd with @Meg , yet I am for some reason INVESTED in joining the fight to woo her.
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@Auspice said in Date Thenomain:
Dating Theno means going to Ohio.
Why would anyone want to do that?Highest opioid death toll in America?
Rock & Roll Hall of Fame?
A lake that could once be set on fire?
People could see the elusive Ganymede?
It's not Kentucky?
“If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.”
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@Thenomain said in Date Thenomain:
@Auspice said in Date Thenomain:
Dating Theno means going to Ohio.
Why would anyone want to do that?Highest opioid death toll in America?
Rock & Roll Hall of Fame?
A lake that could once be set on fire?
People could see the elusive Ganymede?
It's not Kentucky?
Moar reasons?
Tyche's fortified bunker is located there?
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@Tyche said in Date Thenomain:
Tyche's fortified bunker is located there?
Hey, I was being self-demeaning, which gives me my quirky charm. I don't want to give people legitimate reasons to flee Ohio.
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Eh. I live in Colorado. Don't worry; there's no legitimate reason that would give me reason to go to Ohio from here.
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Wait y'all are in Ohio? Okay! I need to meet you for research.
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On the one hand, @Meg is smart and insightful.
On the other hand, @Catsmeow is innocently funny in a kind of stunned-kitten bemusing way.
“If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.”
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Meow?
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@Catsmeow said in Date Thenomain:
Meow?
I'm in Ohio too, except I'm younger, hipper, and own no tweed.
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I don't miss Ohio. My wife lived there for a very short period of time (2 months? It was weird). My dad lived in that strange Children of the Corn area outside of Toledo and straddling Ohio and Michigan. Shit got scary. His most immediate neighbor had a daughter who was 3 forever. She would always be outside riding her little tricycle when we would come to town. There was also a cemetery nearby, so my wife and I theorized she was actually from there.
Fleas. Every hotel had fleas. There would somehow be a Dog Show no matter where we were. Random hotel in the cornfields? Dog Show. Stopping in Cincinnati for the night? Dog Show.
Things I like about Ohio:
The food.
Random artsy coffee shops in the middle of cornfield land. These places were like The Field of Dreams but for coffee enthusiasts.
The long stretches of straight road. Because I have a fast car and my wife and I sometimes like to go fast.Edit: This is supposed to be about dating Theno, sorry:
I should date Theno because I would take him from Ohio, thus saving him from the Children of the Corn.
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I will always confuse this with 'Blue Jacket', which is currently pining for the fjords. No more cloppety coconut shells.
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If people flee Ohio they will be abandoning Bill's Donuts. However, depending on which direction they head on the highway, there's always Warm Glow Candle Shoppe.
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I can't go to Ohio, because I am on one side of the Hatfield/McCoy blood feud, but I don't know WHICH side, so I'll get stabbed for no good reason.
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@Jennkryst said in Date Thenomain:
I can't go to Ohio, because I am on one side of the Hatfield/McCoy blood feud, but I don't know WHICH side, so I'll get stabbed for no good reason.
It's gotten to the point where if you are from Michigan or like UMich or MichSt., you won't be drawn and quartered out of turn. Really, since ESPN tried to make money on our football rivalry, people have eased up on it. Oh, and since the current policy of the Ohio State University is that if you are involved in any kind of riot or property destruction after a football game you will be suspended and probably expelled.
It's about fucking time.
@golgoth said in Date Thenomain:
I should date Theno because I would take him from Ohio, thus saving him from the Children of the Corn.
I live in effing Columbus. Would you like to see our corn statues? Our field of cows within throwing distance of downtown? How about Origins, the Gen-Con Wannabe?
I'm going to Origins tomorrow.
“If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.”
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I am married, but I feel compelled to ask what your opinion is on the Giant Butter Jesus (2.0)?
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@Thenomain ... I didn't mention sports. The Hatfield/McCoy blood feud over a pig, and something about the civil war? I could tell you which side I'm on if I watch the history channel special on it again. But I am lazy.
