Going around in circles with people about fitness.
"I'm constantly tired, my back hurts and I'm gaining weight."
"Well, go to the gym. I can help! We can be workout buddies!"
"I can't, I don't have enough time"
(the guy has enough time)
"Well okay, how about doing something at home then? You can stream or download Pilates workouts."
"I don't think I can do that, I'd look ridiculous."
"... you'd be doing them in your living room man, and you're single, plus why is doing Pilates ridiculous?"
"But okay, what if we start simpler, change the way you eat?"
"I like the food I'm eating now since someone else makes it for me, and I can't ask them to change it."
"Okay."
"But I'm constantly tired, my back hurts and I'm gaining weight."
"Okay, how long do you sleep at nights? Do you sleep well?"
"Yeah, I get eight hours, but my mattress sucks though, it's a twenty year mattress."
"Have you seen a doctor? Or why don't you get a new mattress?"
"I really hate two things in life, shopping and going to the doctor."
<sigh>