Things We Should Have Learned Sooner
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@Auspice said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:
@Tinuviel said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:
@Auspice True, I don't deal with kindergarteners.
Not since the restraining orders, no.
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@Auspice said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:
@Tinuviel said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:
@Auspice True, I don't deal with kindergarteners.
Not since the restraining orders, no.
Damn, the last time I saw such a sick burn it was...
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She loves me really.
He/Him
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@Tinuviel said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:
She loves me really.
Well, yeah.
I thought that was obvious.
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So while this is something I did learn a very, very long time ago, it's still something I should have learned sooner than I did:
- People will derail online conversational threads.
- People who complain about a thread being derailed will still do it in other threads.
Not complaining, here, just sayin'.
“If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.”
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@Thenomain said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:
So while this is something I did learn a very, very long time ago, it's still something I should have learned sooner than I did:
People will derail online conversational threads.
People who complain about a thread being derailed will still do it in other threads.Not complaining, here, just sayin'.
I 100% disagree that this happens
And it's BULLSHIT that Sense8 got cancelled.
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Sense8 sucked.
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@Admiral
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Things I should have learned sooner: there's a reason they're called "dark" secrets. You're not meant to reveal them. Like my dark secret that I actually enjoy a lot of Adam Sandler flicks. Absolutely not a thing that should ever be spoken aloud in polite company or admitted to on a MU*ing bitch board.
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Here are a few.
- Making the bed is a great way to get a workout. I burn about 2000 calories every time I put fitted sheets on myself.
- If you wait long enough to make dinner, people will just eat cereal. It's science.
- Being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do shit.
- Resting bitch face can save you from a lot of conversations you want nothing to do with.
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@Scorn said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:
- Resting bitch face can save you from a lot of conversations you want nothing to do with.
I've taken that up a notch. I have resting homicidal axe murderer face.
You think I'm exaggerating.
I'm not exaggerating.
I'm not angry in this photo.
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@WTFE uhm, I have questions.
#FreeFarfalla
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@Meg said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:
@WTFE uhm, I have questions.
I'm wondering who thinks that's an angry expression.
But then I think people would laugh at me for not getting the joke
and then I wanna know what the joke is
and then WTFE's liver breaks again
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I think he's about to break out in a smile.
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@Monogram said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:
That drawer under below the oven? That's not for hiding pan and trays or storage space. It's a warming rack.
I had no idea.
I don't believe you.
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Google it. It's legit.
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It depends on the oven, of course. The drawer under mine is a grill.
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@Gingerlily I couldn't even read that, because this appeared in the sidebar, and it looked like fantastic popcorn reading.
It is.
http://mentalfloss.com/article/503217/you-literally-can’t-pay-us-go-gym-according-new-study
Oh fucking well.
