Things We Should Have Learned Sooner

[Monogram]

@Auspice said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

@Tinuviel said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

@Auspice True, I don't deal with kindergarteners.

Not since the restraining orders, no.

[Ghost]

@Auspice said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

@Tinuviel said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

@Auspice True, I don't deal with kindergarteners.

Not since the restraining orders, no.

Damn, the last time I saw such a sick burn it was...

[Tinuviel]

She loves me really.

[Auspice]

@Tinuviel said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

She loves me really.

Well, yeah.

I thought that was obvious.

[Thenomain]

So while this is something I did learn a very, very long time ago, it's still something I should have learned sooner than I did:

1. People will derail online conversational threads.
2. People who complain about a thread being derailed will still do it in other threads.

Not complaining, here, just sayin'.

[Ghost]

@Thenomain said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

So while this is something I did learn a very, very long time ago, it's still something I should have learned sooner than I did:

People will derail online conversational threads.
People who complain about a thread being derailed will still do it in other threads.

Not complaining, here, just sayin'.

I 100% disagree that this happens

And it's BULLSHIT that Sense8 got cancelled.

[Deleted]

Sense8 sucked.

[Ghost]

@Admiral

[WTFE]

Things I should have learned sooner: there's a reason they're called "dark" secrets. You're not meant to reveal them. Like my dark secret that I actually enjoy a lot of Adam Sandler flicks. Absolutely not a thing that should ever be spoken aloud in polite company or admitted to on a MU*ing bitch board.

[Scorn]

Here are a few.

• Making the bed is a great way to get a workout. I burn about 2000 calories every time I put fitted sheets on myself.
• If you wait long enough to make dinner, people will just eat cereal. It's science.
• Being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do shit.
• Resting bitch face can save you from a lot of conversations you want nothing to do with.

[WTFE]

@Scorn said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

• Resting bitch face can save you from a lot of conversations you want nothing to do with.

I've taken that up a notch. I have resting homicidal axe murderer face.

You think I'm exaggerating.

I'm not exaggerating.

I'm not angry in this photo.

[Meg]

@WTFE uhm, I have questions.

[Auspice]

@Meg said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

@WTFE uhm, I have questions.

I'm wondering who thinks that's an angry expression.

But then I think people would laugh at me for not getting the joke

and then I wanna know what the joke is

and then WTFE's liver breaks again

[Misadventure]

I think he's about to break out in a smile.

[Templari]

@Meg said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

@WTFE uhm, I have questions.

This came to mind

[Gingerlily]

@Monogram said in Things We Should Have Learned Sooner:

That drawer under below the oven? That's not for hiding pan and trays or storage space. It's a warming rack.

I had no idea.

I don't believe you.

[Monogram]

Google it. It's legit.

[Gingerlily]

http://mentalfloss.com/article/91124/youre-probably-using-drawer-under-your-oven-wrong

Mind blown.

[Tinuviel]

It depends on the oven, of course. The drawer under mine is a grill.

[surreality]

@Gingerlily I couldn't even read that, because this appeared in the sidebar, and it looked like fantastic popcorn reading.

It is.

http://mentalfloss.com/article/503217/you-literally-can’t-pay-us-go-gym-according-new-study