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[Atomic]

Tis the season!

[Arkandel]

@atomic

[Ominous]

@arkandel

It's more than just those two.

***The List of Deaths***

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Ranuccio “Caravaggio” (1986)
German Soldier “War Requiem” (1989)
Tadgh McCabe “The Field” (1990)
Carver Doone “Lorna Doone” (1990)
[Robert Lovelace “Clarissa” (1991)
Gabriel Lewis “Screen One: Tell Me That You Love Me” (1991)
Sean Miller”Patriot Games” (1992)
Lord Richard Fenton “Scarlett” (1994)
Alec Trevelyan “Goldeneye” (1995)
Dave Toombs “Airborne” (1998)
Jason Locke “Essex Boys” (2000)
Patrick Koster “Don’t Say a Word” (2001)
Boromir “The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring” (2001)
Cleric Errol Partridge”Equilibrium” (2002)
Robert Aske “Henry VIII” (2003)
Dr. Merrick “The Island” (2005)
John Ryder “The Hitcher” (2007)
Bryant “Outlaw” (2007)
Loki “Far North” (2007)
John Dawson “Red Riding: 1974” (2008)
Pyke Kubic / Reese Kubic “Ca$h” (2010)
Ulrich”Black Death” (2010)
Markus Kane “Death Race 2” (2010)
Jones “Age of Heroes” (2011)
Lord Eddard “Ned” Stark “Game of Thrones: Baelor” (2011)
Harry “Silent Hill: Revelation” (2012)
Frank Stinson “Wicked Blood” (Bad Blood) (2014)
Inspector John Marlott “The Frankenstein Chronicles: Lost and Found” (2015)
Regis Lucis Caelum “Kingsglaive: Final Fantasy XV” (2016; animated)

I want to make a parody film and title it "Sean Bean Dies at the End." I wouldn't parody "John Dies at the End," but I would spoof the name. Also I can't decide if Sean Bean should die or not die at the end. Maybe include that scene idea I read somewhere with Daniel Radcliffe playing Elijah Wood and Elijah Wood playing Daniel Radcliffe.

[Derp]

@ominous

I vote for the same solution as the solution reached in JDATE.

[Too Old For This]

@ominous There was a comic that said he wanted a movie where Daniel Radcliffe was the villain. Like, actual Daniel Radcliffe. But played by Elijah Wood. And that Elijah Wood was the minion, but played by Daniel Radcliffe.

[Ominous]

What if it's a Final Destination spoof? Death keeps trying to kill Sean Bean as he keeps fleeing through scene after scene, managing to avoid all the Rude-Goldberg set-ups that will result in him dying.

[Grayson]

@arkandel He manages not to die in this ad, but he does get a nice cup of tea.

[Ominous]

@grayson

Yorkshire Gold is my favorite cuppa.

[LittleLizard]

WalterWhite and his kitty

Owl Kitty has some fun things. Be prepared to smile..just a little

[Ominous]

@littlelizard

I'm a fan of OwlKitty. The Indiana Jones one is great.

[Arkandel]

@ominous

[GreenFlashlight]

A bad lip reading of Dune 2021.

[Arkandel]

@greenflashlight

[TNP]

The Tango: Vaccine

[Arkandel]

[Arkandel]

I hear y'all are slut shaming. This is the only acceptable way to slut-shame.

Also even that is wrong. That poor Roomba is doing good work. Shame on you.

[Ganymede]

@arkandel said in Random funny:

That poor Roomba is doing good work. Shame on you.

[Arkandel]

@ganymede

[Hella]

[Misadventure]

This is ElliQ, an interactive aid for eldercare, etc.

Its not far from this:

Best have tacos and tuna on hand.