Jan 17, 2020, 12:39 PM
My hubs does the same thing - except with cucumbers. He doesn't even bother to cut them up.
Tastes Less Carrot-y
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I mean, clearly, after two pages in Arx Peeve, we need a carrot thread.
(Or more largely, what is appropriate behavior at
workin public while eating.)But Carrots
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Carrots are, no lie, my favorite vegetable.
My country's supermarkets don't sell baby carrots (or those that do, when I've seen them, are prohibitively expensive) but when I lived in the U.S. I loved to just buy a bag and eat them like, I dunno, grapes or some shit.
I also learned to eat carrots from Bugs Bunny cartoons so I either just chomp on them, or I get super obsessive about it and I use my teeth to go all over the carrot, peeling the skin off it. Then I take a second pass, biting off the meat around the root. And then I eat the root.
My ex used to watch me, both fascinated and horrified.
I love carrots.
ProTip: if you're going to cook them in the oven, use small carrots, they hold the sweetness better.
"Excuse the hell out of you. He's a bag of dicks. I'm a carefully curated box of cocks." -- to @GirlCalledBlu upon being misrepresented.
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My hubs does the same thing - except with cucumbers. He doesn't even bother to cut them up.
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@silverfox said in Tastes Less Carrot-y:
My hubs does the same thing - except with cucumbers. He doesn't even bother to cut them up.
Noice.
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Because this thread was born from Arx..
Carrot will soon go the way of the banjos, mangos.. and katanas.
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@WildBaboons said in Tastes Less Carrot-y:
Because this thread was born from Arx..
Carrot will soon go the way of the banjos, mangos.. and katanas.
This image is somehow uniquely satisfying.
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fruit ninja eat your heart out
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@Derp said in Tastes Less Carrot-y:
@Sunny said in Tastes Less Carrot-y:
I can hear this image.
Does it sound like this?
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@bear_necessities LOOK WHAT YOU DID
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@Killer-Klown said in Tastes Less Carrot-y:
@Derp said in Tastes Less Carrot-y:
@Sunny said in Tastes Less Carrot-y:
I can hear this image.
Does it sound like this?
You monster.
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@Derp Fair warning; it will now, always, sound like that.
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@Killer-Klown said in Tastes Less Carrot-y:
@Derp Fair warning; it will now, always, sound like that.
Y u do dis? What did I ever do to you?
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@Derp You know what you did. Or maybe you don't know what you did - in which case; see what happens when you don't pay attention to what you're doing?
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Well this thread went sideways quickly, so I must now invoke the safe word for inappropriate use of carrots:
