Jan 23, 2016, 7:27 PM

Ugh. I too live in the burbs on paper, but despite being about a 20 minute drive from downtown Seattle and about 5 minutes sidestreet from the downtown of one of the famous suburban towns, we are actually in unincorporated territory. Which means we have country (with a heavy emphasis on cuntry) standards of noise and other nuisances (livestock, unleashed dogs, fireworks at 3 AM whenever the neighbors get toasted enough, firearm discharges which is more of a temptation than it should be). We have had ATVs, those circus clown mini bike things, homebuilt motorized contraptions (granted, sometimes those are pretty hilarious, though the mom in me always has a gut clench seeing the kids take the huge hill, it's a miracle no one has had to go home scraped up off the side of the road and put into a paper cup). Someone did finally shoot the 3 peacocks. We've had an exotic cat on the loose too before from the animal sanctuary that is one house down from us.