I work in IT.
Spread the fucking word, please.
When you're talking to IT people, never regale them about bullshit tech support stories. I had a guy recently regale me and some others about his time doing desktop support:
- "...so she called me and said her cupholder was broken. I said...cupholder? Lo' and behold I get to her PC and see the CD-ROM drive broken..."
- ...another lady said her mouse wasn't working and when I got there, it was on the floor and she was using it with her feet like a sewing machine pedal..."
NICE TO MEET YOU, GUY. IM A LEGEND, TOO. I AM -THE- GUY WHO DID TECH SUPPORT FOR A LADY WHO WROTE 'CLICK' IN SHARPIE ON HER MONITOR ON TOP OF THE ICON I WAS TRYING TO GET HER TO RIGHT-CLICK!
Repeating these tech stories to other IT immediately paints you as a bullshitter, and potentially someone who takes credit for other people's work. It's no different than repeating the entirety of a Chris Rock or Patton Oswalt comedy routine at a cocktail party, and everyone knows you're just repeating someone else's material.
There's only three thing women need in life: Food, Water, and Compliments.
MAAAAAN when did white people get less crazy?!?

++ So I told the flight attendant 'Like hell I'll get on the plane, I'm getting IN the plane LOLOLOLOLOL ++
Look, the chances that you're the true originating source of the cupholder, mouse wheel, or write 'CLICK' story is about 0.004%. Even if you were, it's old news, everyone in IT has heard them, and while it might work at your church or cocktail parties, it's still low hanging fruit and makes you look like a jackass.
Please spread the word. New material is needed for stealing.
Edit: added gif. Typos. Badass airplane joke that George Carlin stole from me.