Seeking Women for Multi-Game Harem
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@Cobaltasaurus said:
@tragedyjones, this was not the lesson I wanted you to learn when I told you about singlewhiteboystexting. : (
Less chastisement more boobs.
I'm a rodeo clown.
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@tragedyjones said:
@Cobaltasaurus said:
@tragedyjones, this was not the lesson I wanted you to learn when I told you about singlewhiteboystexting. : (
Less chastisement more boobs.
omg.
straightwhiteboystexting.tumblr.com
read it!
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@Cobaltasaurus
I now know how I will end ALL text conversations...
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I have a character on eldrich. I think. I haven't picked out her PB. She's a crone. All our TS has to include weird blood ritual stuff and maybe sometimes a sacrifice. You can pick out her pb but she must have huge titties or I can't relate to her at all.
If you bore me though during TS I will totally fake a disconnect. You are warned.
Fun? What is this fun thou speakest of?
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@Luna said:
If you bore me though during TS I will totally fake a disconnect. You are warned.
Bonus points for...
<OOC> Luna says, "Just so you know we're experiencing a plague of locusts in my area, so my internet might be spotty."
Luna has disconnected.
<OOC> Luna looks out her window, frowns at the approaching meteor.
Luna has disconnected.<OOC> Luna hmms, "I could have sworn I was home alone tonight, so who keeps turning the lights off?"
Luna has disconnected.<OOC> Luna says, "Will pose in a sec, can't see through tears."
Luna has disconnected.<OOC> Luna cannot stop laughing, might need EMTs.
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@Luna said:
You can pick out her pb but she must have huge titties or I can't relate to her at all.
@Whirlwind once told me about a player on WC that had told him she always played characters with big tits, because they had big tits RL and so that's all she knew how to play.
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@HelloRaptor Lol! Have we played together before?
@Cobaltasaurus Could have been me. Sounds like some shit I would say! I used to be defensive of my preferences because I got accused of being a guy a lot. Still do but I don't care. It apparently even is a thing on ESO. My characters get built in such a way that, when combined with my PSN name, I surprise people when I talk. Now it's just funny.
Fun? What is this fun thou speakest of?
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@HelloRaptor Lol! Have we played together before?
Yes, those are all from logs.
No, I don't actually remember who you played anymore, I just saw the bit you quoted about faking disconnects if bored by TS and started thinking of all the lulzy ways to fake a disconnect while making sure they knew it was fake because lol.
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Many years ago, I had to cut a TS scene short because, and I quote, "I need to go for a moment, the hedges are on fire."
In my defense, they actually really were.
Oh fucking well.
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While somewhat amused by this thread, I find myself feeling like I need an adult or something.
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@surreality said:
Many years ago, I had to cut a TS scene short because, and I quote, "I need to go for a moment, the hedges are on fire."
In my defense, they actually really were.
I don't care how many times you say this, I don't believe you and I'm still hurt.
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I usually cut my TS scenes short after I reach orgasm.
I'm a rodeo clown.
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@HelloRaptor I know. I was making jokes.
@tragedyjones If only everyone did this. It's just polite!
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Has anyone ever faked an orgasm IC? <.<
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@VulgarKitten said:
Has anyone ever faked an orgasm IC? <.<
Usually when the sex bores me.
<insert long, drawn-out, painfully purple prose here that translates roughly to "Skank takes off one sock">
Boor watches the sock comes off, trembles briefly, then glances down at his crotch. "Wow, that was hot babe. Sorry 'bout the premature there. Catch you on the flip side.
Boor wanders off, cell phone out, calling up Linda's Escorts.
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@WTFE Ahaha. That is awesome.
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@Luna said:
@Cobaltasaurus Could have been me. Sounds like some shit I would say! I used to be defensive of my preferences because I got accused of being a guy a lot. Still do but I don't care. It apparently even is a thing on ESO. My characters get built in such a way that, when combined with my PSN name, I surprise people when I talk. Now it's just funny.
I don't think so. This person was- it seemed like they wrote using google translate.
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@Cobaltasaurus lol that's awesome.
The best boob moments on Mus were from back when descs mattered and some dude would be pretending to be a girl. Petite, 110 pounds, size 46DDD boobs. I'd always be like psst hey bro, numbers are the band size. You actually want that smaller. 46DDD isn't that big, boob wise and no tiny girl would wear that. I actually had one dude argue that it was European sizing. Then your band size isn't big enough. Cup size is still wrong. How hard is it to google about boobs?
Fun? What is this fun thou speakest of?
