RL peeves! >< @$!#
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@Arkandel said:
Woke up with no internet connection. It's like the light has gone out of the world. The ISP's tier 1 support (good people otherwise) insisted the problem was with my ethernet cables (both of them?) until I pointed out the cable modem's error logs.
So now I'm at work, thinking tonight is gonna suck. Hopefully they won't need to mail me a new modem.
Check to make sure no one accidentally chainsawed the cable line.
Me: "I think the guy accidentally cut the cable line, guys."
Everyone else: "That seriously cannot be it, you are an idiot, allow us to come up with 20 different ways that this is completely impossible."
Me: tech support forever
Tech Support: "There's a problem with the line, we'll send somebody out."
Tech: "Looks like somebody cut the cable out here... "
Everyone else: "Would you believe it, when the guy was cutting the ivy, he chainsawed the cable!"
Me:
I speak from recent experience.
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I hate that I love the Catfished show so much. >.<
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@HelloRaptor said:
@Olsson said:
So apparantly the guy who does a lot of economy stuff for my family? In jail, for beating a couple uncounciouss and burning a house down with them inside.
That's a thing now apparantly.
It's always been a thing, we just usually don't get caugh... I mean, yeah, what? That's crazy. Who does that?
Guy has become the prime suspect in another double homocide.
Apparantly might possibly be the first two double homocides in Sweden, or the newspaper claimed something to that nature.
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@Olsson good lord!
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Dear fucking idiot checking our your own groceries at the supermarket.
Stop picking up your fucking phone every 20 seconds to text someone. I'm waiting patiently for you to finish inserting your fucking bills into the fucking slot that you seem to be having so much problem with. There is also someone behind me. And when you do get done, pack up your fucking groceries immediately. You have seven fucking items. Don't pack two, text, pack two more, text again, repeat.
And yes, I could start checking my own even though you're leaving yours on the belt however I don't like to mingle my groceries with those of a complete stranger. I don't know where you've been. Take the fucking 30 seconds to bag all your shit and then text all you want.
I believe my exact words were 'Is that so important that you have to keep us all waiting?' when I wanted to say the above.
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Tangent Peeve:
To the asshole that thought reading a Kindle book was more important than driving...
FUCK YOU. You nearly hit three cars before running a red light and missed slamming into a fourth only by the graces of the other driver's reflexes! PUT YOUR GODDAMN PHONE DOWN.
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Seriously... as a cashier, say the above, we will forever love you for it and probably everyone else waiting as well, because we are all thinking it, and judging them silently with plastic smiles and feigned patience for idiots and asshats.
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Fuck you, sleep I'm not having.
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@Insomnia YOU'RE THE WORST
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@*&^ plantar fasciitis.
I'm spooning a Barrett .50 cal.! I could kill a building.
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@Shebakoby said:
@*&^ plantar fasciitis.
Ug, it's the worst! I've only just gotten over mine after like 2 years. First it was tendonitis in both of my achilles, then, because I was walking funny for 3 months, I got PF.
Jogging. Never again.
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@SG Jogging. Not even once.
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I'm a very girlie girl but I can't paint my toe nails to save my life. I always make a mess and just have to let it all dry and scrub my toes. I usually get a pedicure but I haven't had the time. Why can't I do something as simple as paint my toes? Damnit.
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I need to take my meds regularly. I've been on them for literally over half my life now and I still suck at it.
Also, I was set to run a tabletop and have flaked out on it because of various reasons and feel like a tool.
I'm a rodeo clown.
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@tragedyjones Me too. Especially my thyroid pill. I'm super good when I put it in my tiny pill box but then I forget to fill my tiny pill box and I get off track. I also have have have to take my vitamins and I forget that too. I'm so anemic at present I look like an abuse victim with all these bruises.
Going to take some iron now come to think of it.
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Check for a phone app to remind you? Or use the calendar function or alarms or something?
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Use a weekly phone alarm to remind you to fill the pill box.
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AHA, make a MU* based reminder system!!!!
Someone code that. How often and how far off/late you are, and a message what the alarm is about.
I have a waggish sense of humor.
