Best posts made by Cirno

@Jennkryst said:

@Derp said:

So far the only Jedi we've seen be in a relationship (in the movies, mind you -- Mara Jade is still <3) was Anakin, and love of Padme drove him to atrocity and desperation and all that. I think there would be a nerd eruption if a Jedi shacked up with someone.

There is some serious hand-on-thigh action between Obi-wan and Padme in Episode 2. To make the prequels interesting, watch Ep 1 with with Darth-Darth Binks theory in mind, and Eps 2-3 with the idea that 'Obi-wan was totally banging Padme' angle.

The Darth Binks theory seriously fucked with my head when I watched the Pod Race again and Anakin's podracer starts up right after Binks says "Come on, Ani!"

That was too coincidental. It gave me chills.

Also, I heard on the grapevine that Gungans have really big dicks. [bites lower lip] I bet they've got really big, heavy balls, too. They probably fuck for hours at a time.

While we're talking about Obi-Wan trying to give Padme the D...have you considered the time when Jar Jar and Padme were alone on the Royal Yacht?

Nnnf....

@Luna

Let's all make changelings

[spontaneously turns into Chrysalis]

THIS DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

THIIIIIIIIIIIIS
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Make sure it's set in the MLP:FiMverse.
Your game's gonna go places for sure if it is.

Looking sharp, chief. Responsive and fast. I dig all the added info on the mobile interface, too.

@Misadventure said:

Put another way: You are Luke. It's down to you, Biggs, and Wedge. You have time for one run on the exhaust port. What do you do differently that is such an amazing expression of your creativity?

I attack Sephiroth and - ooh, shite, you meant the OTHER Biggs and Wedge from A New Hope, nevermind.

[slowly backs out of thread, accidentally knocking over a vase and a lamp on the way out]

Sorry.

Something with more black people in it.

You can also go to your Forum Profile > More > Following or Followers.

It's possible to do this with the profiles of other users.

It's cute that everyone is pretending hating black people is a disease only found in the USA/countries with large subsets of black citizens, but this is a Lie.

Finland does not have a large population of black people, yet the White Finnish bitterly hate black people.

The Chinese government displayed their fangs by ruthlessly executing a black female.

So how do you guys explain that? Is Finland chock-full of blacks? Is China?

I'm sure a number of convincing arguments will be set forth, all of which will exonerate the aforementioned countries of all ill-will towards my people.

No, actually, the plight of black people is totally different. There is a sign hanging on the door of the rest of the world that isn't Africa, and it says "No Niggers Allowed".

That is why I have no intention of going to Germany or Japan, fond though I might be of their females (and males).

Why should I? So that I can be called a Nigger in German(Die Schwartzen) or in Japanese (Kurombo da!)?

All the world hates and despises black people. While I'm sure other peoples experience racism, it is not to the truly dire extent that black people experience it; or, rather, our situation is rather unique.

Being black means being trapped in the country of your birth.

Being black means not getting a job, a car, a house, or an education, without hideous amounts of difficulty; if you complain about the difficulty, people call you a "lazy nigger with a Gibs Me Dat attitude".

Being black means people hating you irrationally, then lamely making excuses for it ("You just did something wrong!" "I disagree with your opinion, not you!" "I...I don't like your personal life...").

Being black means people laughing and making jokes about racial tragedies that befell your people.

Being black means people bitterly opposing you in nearly all your wishes and decisions.

Being black means being killed in cold blood, at any given time; even now, a protest is under way in Baltimore over this.

Being black means people not letting you in their house.

We now return to your regularly scheduled thread. Thank you for reading this; if you didn't, that's okay too, as many regulars here insist that I'm just a troll, and whatnot.

I've been thinking about making a separate thread for people to share their experiences of racism, as @HelloRaptor mentioned earlier, and, in spite of people's posts (including my own), this is not The Racism Thread.

It only looks complicated, but I think I totally have the hang of it now.

Kinda reminds me of FS3 and I had a lot of fun with that.

I'll have you guys know that Cobaltasaurus only needed five minutes to explain everything to me, AND it only took me one night to CG my charbit.

She is a very nice charbit. Sadly, we have no tasteless descs section, or I'd submit her desc for you to look at. She's a Bona Fide Asian schoolgirl.

1.) She is not exotic.
2.) She is definitely not submissive.
3.) She is far from being an angry "Dragon Lady". She is violent, but it comes with the Vampire territory.

Still, I think mietze is going to kill me in my sleep.

So what is the thread "Cirno's Trolling" about? Cause, like, if it's about a plan to ban me in the near future, I can just leave the forum and save everyone the fuss. Just saying. I have left under my own volition before, it's totes not a big deal.

I reasonably doubt it's a thread where people gather round to laugh at my foibles, and I've been through this before on the old place.

@Sunny said:

@Cirno said:

Is it Wrongfun?

Not until you shove it into my face.

That...sigh. DON'T SAY IT.

The only thing I was going to say was that I usually keep my consensual Japanese-style rape RP in a private room.

I'm trying to avoid contributing to Rape Culture.

@HelloRaptor

Marginalizing a black person's opinions as "froth" really makes you seem like a wonderful human being, HR.

You can go two for two and grandstand about how I've failed to make any point whatsoever; typically, you have enveloped yourself so thoroughly in your game of one-upmanship over me that you have failed to consider this:

I have not been engaging in a debate - merely laying bare my own internal feelings about my condition, but, of course, you were too busy going for my throat.

Thanks. I appreciate you and your efforts. You imply there was something at stake here for me; I put it to you that you are wrong.

I would even go as far as to put it to you that I expected indifference and hostility in your response: since when have white people ever affirmed the hardship Afro-Americans and the African Diaspora experience?

Never. I'd be a fool to expect you to act otherwise.

Understand this: I would never attempt to explain MU*ing.

It's like trying to explain the fucking Burning Man festival.

@Thenomain said:

So then either all lives matter, no lives matter, or the truth is somewhere in between.

When the truth is "somewhere in-between", just how far can we go deciding which ones matter and which ones don't. Just how far can we go deciding who gets to decide. Just how far can we go deciding the criteria.

I have RL anger toward this kind of discussion because in recent culture it becomes a contest into the bottomless pit of self-deluded solipsism. "No, you're being selfish, I'm fighting for a cause." It's like the difference between terrorists and freedom-fighters. In both cases, the lives of people just trying to get by are utterly and truly fucked.

And that's where socioeconomic elitists come in when having a discussion about things that generally piss you off.

And that kind of egotism generally pisses me off.

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edit: I think the term I'm looking for, that I hate, is Straw Man.

You know, for a coder, you are remarkably dense sometimes.

As someone on Twitter said, "Black Lives Matter" does not mean ONLY black lives matter, and interpreting the statement that way can be read as either ignorance, malice, racism, or all three.

It's like trying to say that people who say "save the rainforests" are saying "FUCK ALL OTHER KINDS OF FORESTS."

Or it's like going to a Greenpeace meeting about endangered whales and screaming "BUT WHAT ABOUT LOBSTERS????!!! All LOBSTERS matter!"

@2mspris said:

It tends to take a lengthy explanation about the rewards from Cooperative Storytelling to get anyone to really understand...

There are rewards? News to me; from the way WORA bangs on, one would think Cooperative Storytelling is nothing but one hours-long shit-show, propagated by gibbering loonies.

I jest, of course, but you must admit that the hobby is displayed as being Less Than Ideal, here. I credit this place with dampening my enthusiasm about MU*ing, personally.

Yep.

@deadculture said:

@Cirno said:

Did somebody say Fading Suns?

Nope. It's all in your head.

Ah.

Well, then, I propose a Fading Suns game, or, perhaps, a FS-inspired Alternate Universe game, with black people in it.

It can have people of other races inside, but my proposal here is a setting where all the major nobles are black, and they exercise their dominion over a mix of White, Asian, and hispanic peoples.

While I would prefer that it not begin, or end, as a sex game, if only to prove that I would, in fact, like to remain true to the source material (to a certain degree, at least), one cannot deny that there are those who would find this concept appealing, in a certain sense.

Does this sound good? Would anyone like to play on it?

Here's a quick backstory I rustled up in five seconds:

In the early days of humanity, the small kingdoms of Africa merged into one super-state that then took control of the entire Earth, eventually pressing into space.

<Insert Fading Suns storyline here, except with an Afrocentric bent>

Today, in the world of the Fading Suns, Emperor Musa XXXXVI, many-times-descended son of Mansa Musa of Mali, rules over a fractured, rotting-from-within space empire. The stars are going out.

In this setting, black people have psychic powers due to the concentration of melanin in their skin, which, in this universe, acts rather like the Midichlorians of Force Users in SW.

On the outer edges of space, smaller monarchies attempt to eat away at the control of the African Dominion - the Greater Orion Reich, comprised mostly of white people, the Eastern Prosperity Union, comprised mostly of Asian people, and the Castle Federation, comprised of Hispanic people.

@SG said:

That's some serious penmanship for someone who spends so much time on a computer. When I write with a pen it looks like someone broke my hands before I tried.

I am beautiful, strong, and intelligent.

I am a cis-bisexual black man.

Except for when I roleplay as a blonde german woman.

Edit: or as a female Japanese frost fairy.

I've been using BEIPMu* on my Windows 8 box and Blowtorch on my Android device; works thus far.

I do not recommend MU*ing on a smartphone unless you have a bluetooth keyboard. My forearms and wrists were afire with pain after one grueling 6-hour session on my Android.

I'm a computer purist, and rebel with every particle of my being over the emphasis these days of smartphones and tablets replacing a good old box with a monitor and peripherals. My first box ever was a 386, and I will end my life clinging to a classic setup.

I might get one of those neat VR headsets, but I will continue to use a tower setup, otherwise.

I am just gonna leave this here.