Posts made by Ghost

@Ganymede said in The Hockey Thread:

@Ghost

You guys stole Kessel from the Penguins.

Nope. Kassel stole himself from the Penguins.

DONCHA BE ACTIN LIKE HE DIDN' SIGN THA' DOTTED LINE, LASSIE.

@Aria said in The Hockey Thread:

Given how much y'all love to crap on my team, I'm stunned it took you a full day to find this.

No excuses for slacking off.

Hey, I like the Flyers.

It's the Yotes that shit all over them.

Is Picard dropping all at once like Sabrina is, or are they doing it Mando style with 1x/week?

@Auspice said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:

or anus

...oops.

Well, there goes that idea.

#SunsOutBungsOut

@Groth "with sexual implication" is a good term, which probably would have saved this lady. Not in UTAH, THOUGH! Jesus I wouldn't take my pants off to shit in Utah just in case.

Also, sidebar, I noticed that Swedish wording doesn't exclude online interactions as "with sexual implication." It says touch or other act with sexual implication

@Auspice Yea it very much looks like the ex-wife attacking her husband's new squeeze. This looks like some serpentine revenge bullshit.

What. The. Fuck.

Court will NOT throw out criminal charges against woman seen topless in her own home...next to her topless husband who has not been charged.

Unfuckingbelievable.

@Auspice Picard takes priority

This thread flows like the timeline in The Witcher

@RightMeow Oh God like those protein/meal replacement drinks.

Absolutely drink within 32 seconds of making them and slug that shit down ASAP or else.

@Auspice Um. Excuse me. Wall-eyed people are a protected category, you horrible ableist.

(This is a joke, by the way)

You know who is creepy? YOUPPI.

Or as my kid and I call him during Chel, "FooFo the Child Toucher"

@Ganymede said in The Hockey Thread:

@Ghost said in The Hockey Thread:

Not sure if I believe it, but at the same time I'm willing to believe that even 13 year olds aren't immune to getting punched when throwing punches at anything Philly-related.

In my opinion, most 13 year olds deserve to be punched.

I support this.

I havent punched a 13 year old since I was about 13, but I'm not too proud to admit that it's crossed my mind.

@Auspice said in The Hockey Thread:

we all knew Gritty had a dark side

Gritty looks like a bearded muppet who had its facial skin ripped off. I find exploring his soft side to be the bigger topic lol

1. Hey how about them Yotes

2. So, let's talk about Gritty. Gritty allegedly punched a kid for the kid punching him. Allegedly Gritty "ran at full speed and punched the kid" but no one saw it and can corroborate the story.

Not sure if I believe it, but at the same time I'm willing to believe that even 13 year olds aren't immune to getting punched when throwing punches at anything Philly-related.

@Macha Were we pals IRL and I made a joke like that, my arm would be prime real estate for a slug.

Sometimes I make jokes like that when one of my friends NEEDS to slug something, knowing going in I'm gonna get thwapped.

Makes the hug afterwards all the better.

Hang in there.

@Tinuviel Keep one eye open, still clockin' the hoes?

That gurl is poooi-soooooon

@Tinuviel touche

Imagine how tired all of us in the states are after rooting for the KC Chiefs.

@Tinuviel swwwwiiing and a miss. Thought you were. Damnitdamnitdamnitdamnit.

@Tinuviel said in Image Attribution & Creative Commons:

@Derp said in Image Attribution & Creative Commons:

It's a mashup of part of the cutscene from the opening of Resident Evil only redone with some kind of fuzzy pupper and done with a Dark Souls 'you died'.
Gawd.

You say that like it makes anything you said before even remotely a correct and reasonable thing to say ever under any circumstances!

Says the Australian who probably knows what girt means.