It was meant for me, apparently. He's in Australia and had a bit too much on Christmas Eve and sent me a message asking me to ignore the drunk text and he didn't mean it. He asked if I would take him back, and I said no, we were never dating. I didn't ask him when he thought we were dating, just kind of left the conversation. Kinda creepy and weird and not in the good way.
Given that we were dating in his mind in the first place, I dunno I could be engaged now or all I know. It's someone I've known for a few years through a game (not Mu, an MMO) and we only ever just talked. Goldshire is a hoppin place, but no TS or anything like that. And lately a couple of weeks would go by before someone said hi so I guess that's why he thought we should go back to being friends?
I want a secret present for Christmas like @thenomain not a secret ex.
Fitting way to end 2017 though, I guess.
ETA to add: Equally Um...What?: I work for The Shopping channel, we close tonight and tomorrow, and open again at like 10pm tomorrow night. People think they can still order stuff for Christmas, and have it there for Christmas.