Best posts made by jibberthehut

@Rinel Finnnnnnnne. Ugh. I'll put them on the side of the road for craigslist.

@crawfish the anticipation that mine (not an Arx cat) will be coming at some point, is what is getting me through this q-anon, racist fucking weekend. Get home, get home, get home and camp my mailbox.

It shipppppppped. :bites her fist: My @Crawfish painting of my old lady has shipped. But I want it nooooooow. :sobs:

@crawfish sooo leola.

@il-volpe And they wonder why people just go get pets off of craigslist.

Derpy Ripley just staring off into the air. Heeee.

@herja She's so plush. You know that cat is plush.

@insomnia me too!

MARCELLLLLLOOOOOOO! :hugs you close: Gabi!

I've had four people ping me for dog care on rover. That's not bad. But then all four go Wait, you charge 28 bucks a night to have my furry family member at your place?!?! That's outrageous!!" or 15 bucks for me to haul ass across two, and spend 30 minutes with their pet, scoop little, take for walks, feed, refresh water. Gasp!

Lady, the god damned Kennels around here charge $38 a night and your dog sits in a stall. Not lounge on a couch, get three walks a day and get to sleep on the bed if they do that at home. Not to mention on the weekends, dogs rarely get let out for more than one trip out to a paddock to roam. Fido get's primo damned treatment at my house. Not my fault that you have -four- dogs and you want three drop in's for four days. At least your three other dogs only cost you 5 bucks extra per dog.

I swear to god. And then I have to mark them as 'owner changed plans" and I take a ding to my metrics and no longer top of the list in the area, but at least within the top 5. Yes, you idiot, dogs are -expensive- if you have to go away and can't take them with you.

@thenomain Yeah, it is. Someone had me on RS and popped over and then another showed up and it was nice. And we sat discuss ways to both follow an order from a High Lord and yet, not.

And chose a weapon of choice in a duel

Not using it, so I went through the steps and now you have another. Cheers!

@groth you brought math beyond 1/4 inch seam allowances and 5 to 8 ounce measurements out and I went cross eyed.

Edit: which is to say none of the above made a lick of sense to me (no please don't try to break it down or walk me through it my husband swiftly learned that won't work, I just suck at math rl)

I lent my lawnmower to a daycare parent who didn't have one yet and needed to mow their lawn. It's electric, cordless.

It's fucking broken. Won't start. I am LIVID.

edit: 45 minutes later, I fixed the starter on it, but now a battery is only charging to half and oh god i'm so over this. Never lending this out. Don't care. If my shit gets broken I can't mow and I have asshole neighbours who break out rulers and scream for the city it it starts to hint at being over 6 inches.

My roommate in college. "Sarahn i will be the only girl in this group, i don't want to go alone. Can you come for the first meeting?" It was a tabketop group of 5 guys ranging from old school to7 years older.

They owned the local gaming store. I think I was bribed with a life size han solo cardboard stand up. We stuck around, hell they gave me a job in the store between jobs till I picked up another. They added my husband in - thats a long story that eventually saw one guy leave the group in a snit. They were there when we had our kid and our subsequent wedding. They helped me through my husband being deployed, we traveled across the border every two weeks for 4 hours for gaming night with them when I immigrated to the US.

They were my portal to all this. We are meeting up at gencon next year if money permits. I can't imagine life without scott the elder, scott the youngern geroge the computer guru, bart the stoic, chris the never aging, andrea the knitter. They hijacked my wedding even, five minutes to have me combat my maid of honour in - we played tt star trek - a rite of combat to marry my spouse. Complete with lirpa's and tgey supplied the dice for rolling to have us kiss.

Man. Memory lane. Nerd origins are fun.

@lithium He is forever Hobie Doyle in Hail Caesar to me.

When you make a long, long, long prp with many segments and one of the segments ends up with people in a garden, gathered around a stone, poking it, touching it, musing how to activate it, what does it do... LICKING IT.

Wonderful

People need to lick more stones.

@surreality Oh, I hands down mentioned it. These flags are requested by property owners, and I think they do pay for them? Something like that. But we had to inform about the broken support, and then I noted that the guy at <insert address here> was being verbally a challenge and rude. They told us thanks and that's it. The guy wasn't out waiting for us to pick up the flag though. Thank god. We like that route. Perfect amount of houses, perfect alignment of roads then straight down the road home. We've been doing this for three years now. I do not like getting my ass up at 5 to cook breakfast for the family, make sure the shirt is pressed, and everything perfect to haul ass out for 6:30 and run around on my knee's, poking around for sunken pole holders (oh my god this sounds pervy) in someone's green grass. But I do it. Because it's service hours, it's a way to give back, it's good for the soul and it's a way for my son to keep going to scouts when we can't afford it, and pay for him to join his friends at camp (Because we can't afford it. There's a theme). 100 bucks to sleep in a mine? 75 bucks to travel and sleep on a submarine/some sort of boat. That shit costs money but everyone goes so, we get up and get er done. So one down, 5 more mornings/evenings to go. Worth it.

And yes! the gd damned SCREAMERS! There's one a block over at 7 am who pulls that shit till I went up one morning and said knock it off before I go knock on his door. His mom came down the next morning to rip us a new one, till I told her what her son does.

There has been noooo more screaming.

@rhamnious Like five people were all "How does it work?" "I dunno, maybe licking it?"

They licked it.

You paged <player> with: 'EW GOD THAT'S DISGUSTING! YOU LICKED A STONE! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE TOUCHED THAT?! IT'S BEEN IN A MILDEWY CAVE! FOR YEARS! DECADES! DEAR GOD IT TASTES HORRIBLE! You're going to want some water >>'.

I said dill seed.

I repeatedly said do not get me dill weed, i need dill seed for pickles. Hur hur hur.

What did my spouse come home with? 15 bucks of dill weed and one dill seed "they had just one and I thought you would be fine with the weed"

Now to return this all and hunt dill seed. I should have checked when he came home last night. I can't use dried dill weed to make his pickles and peppers. Jeeeeesus.